Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
Honema 16
I thought he was joking... The world is so much happier in my eyes..
bloody_neko14 8
thats a beautiful username and his speacial lol
Goblin182 26
Yeah, that's how that works.
ravenh1979 13
Wow.. I'd be looking for a new man!! That's so messed up!! Smh
imchacon22 19
He sounds like such a catch
Spark_Slicker 19
You struck gold with this one, OP. You struck gold.
Robert1989 9
your boyfriend is a dumnass..
perdix 29
According to my Punnett square, your child has a 75% chance of being a dumbass! (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're not a dumbass.)
gracehi 31
That's assuming that dumbassery is a dominant trait, and sensibility is a recessive trait. It could be that... Ah, who am I kidding? Sorry,OP. Looks like odds are that you'll be the proud mamma of a bouncing baby dumbass.
perdix 29
#71, is there really any doubt that dumbassery is a dominant trait? Have you looked around lately?
buttcramp 21
I can only hope this was a terrible joke. I got pregnant while engaged too, and I didn't think I could have children so we weren't using any sort of protection. I felt very scared and unprepared because I didn't have a very good childhood but I did what the doctor said and when we saw that first ultrasound I fell in love with this little bean in my belly! hang in there, OP. having a baby is a wooooonderful experience!
nevereyes 31
Not if your tokophobic. Then it's the worst thing imaginable.
buttcramp 21
lol well played.. but honestly, my daughter is my greatest accomplishment. you don't know what pride means until you have kids..
nevereyes 31
Correction you don't know what suffering is until you go threw the hell of having a unwanted freaky alien thing growing in and abusing you body. Would rather be dead. You don't know pride until you have pride with yourself and your life.
frizz101 22
You are what's wrong with the world.
smokecloud_ 37
126, I'm rather curious as to whether your comment was to 108 or 111.
kaytasha 18
You got the brightest one in the bunch, your fiancee takes the cake on this one. F your life