Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my mother forwarded me an email my stepdad had sent her because he was annoyed that I left a light on last night. Talk about communication problems. I wonder how I'm going to tell them I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Top comments
angus 17
That trailer’s gonna get cramped really fast
Hangryko 32
Lady, you and your stepfather are sick in the head. I pity your future child.
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Comments (6)
angus 17
That trailer’s gonna get cramped really fast
DLBL 23
No kidding. That's a trashy story if I ever heard one. Gross.
tiptoppc 21
Only thing missing is walmart, a truck and a shotgun.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And the white trash pièce de résistance: a Confederate Flag.
Charlie Given 28
Yeah know that's still incest even when it's your Step-dad? 🤮😵
Hangryko 32
Lady, you and your stepfather are sick in the head. I pity your future child.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Wut in the Alabama did I just read?
Vesi 30
...And there's those banjos again...
JasonThorn 23
Okay. This isn't just stupid. This is...ADVANCED STUPID.