Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
alex_gen 39
If he didn't want the baby, he should've wore a condom. Or, of course, just not have sex.
soup_of_the_day 10
Do they teach sex-ed at the local community center? If so, send him asap.
onorexveritas 24
he just can't contain his happiness, can he?
skittyskatbrat 19
Oh, joy. You need to sit him down for a serious conversation, immediately, about how baby is NOT going away. You have options. You can choose not to have the baby at all, you can choose to have it but give it to a relative to adopt, you can ask your parents or his parents to help care for it, you can adopt out to someone else, or you can raise it. Wishful thinking is NOT an adult response. If you don't choose option #1, then start hauling him to the prenatal visits. This needs to get REAL to him, and soon, because you're going to need his support. Being pregnant is not easy, but having a supportive partner makes all the difference in the world. He's being an idiot. He also fathered a child in you. He no longer has the privilege of being a dumbass. If you don't call him on this shit, fast, it'll be a YDI. I really hope that in 8 months it's a happy baby and a welcoming family.
softpink914 7
I second that. Look into all your options and weight in all the pros and cons to those options. Make an informed decision don't just pick one and run with it. You have about 1 1/2 to 2 months to consider, if you want, to have an abortion after that it may be risky but like I said think about it really hard and through before making a decision. You can also give the baby up for adoption and still be apart of his/her life open adoptions are an option as well.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
@69 This is probably the most balanced and non-divisive comment I've ever seen on this contentious topic.
perdix 31
I hope your wedding is scheduled within the next 3 months or so the guests can't guess the real reason you're getting married. Also, once you've snared him, it's a lot easier to extract child support from him.
buttcramp 21
if they're already engaged.. the baby isn't the real reason.
perdix 31
#84, you and I know that, but we can't count on all of the wedding guests being good at math. ;)
Dark_Stream 29
He's an ostrich, or a complete moron. Do you really want to spend a significant portion of your life with him?
jellybeens_fml 16
The child doesn't deserve to have him
shinikageWolf 15
He does know that's not how biology works right?
Ben009 13
Kind of a douche don't you think?
weveallbeenthere 30
just how stupid is he.