By pissed - 21/02/2015 00:35 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 081
You deserved it 2 991

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kerstileann 26

you know youll get modded and have a ban against you for saying that right? :)

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WCARlover 34

Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why

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Jasim 17

If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.

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WCARlover 34

Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why

378 4
gabechriswill 19

Apparently OPs brother has that 2 for 20 deal.

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CAC_Boomerang 24

Nothing can resist that! No wonder mom's favouritism lies where it does...

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devildog562 33

Not true. A four finger rate usually means that it's not too quality. Get better drugs op and be the favorite! that's the way to an addicts heart.

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Fuaaad1994 31

He obviously gives OPs mother a family discount.

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Homer1975 14

first of all don't sell drugs, be yourself

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1dvs_bstd 41

because... drugs are bad mmkay?!

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gintwinsmoore 20

#32 deserves a high five for the south park reference...lmao

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TrippyEyes 16

What if being yourself involves selling drugs?

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Jasim 17

If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I honestly wonder if OP has does something worse for his mom to favor the drug dealer.

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WitEluded 13

You must have really messed up in the past...

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VoldooPed 20

Sell her drugs cheaper and that might just change.

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happysmile987 24

Don't listen to her. You're doing the right thing.

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