By pissed - 21/02/2015 00:35 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 063
You deserved it 2 984

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kerstileann 26
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you know youll get modded and have a ban against you for saying that right? :)

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WCARlover 34
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Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why

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Jasim 17
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If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.

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WCARlover 34
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Maybe he gives her a good deal on drugs and that's why

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gabechriswill 19

Apparently OPs brother has that 2 for 20 deal.

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CAC_Boomerang 24

Nothing can resist that! No wonder mom's favouritism lies where it does...

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devildog562 33
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Not true. A four finger rate usually means that it's not too quality. Get better drugs op and be the favorite! that's the way to an addicts heart.

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Chambers1985 13
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3 for $25 is better

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Fuaaad1994 31
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He obviously gives OPs mother a family discount.

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Homer1975 14
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first of all don't sell drugs, be yourself

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1dvs_bstd 41

because... drugs are bad mmkay?!

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gintwinsmoore 20

#32 deserves a high five for the south park reference...lmao

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TrippyEyes 16

What if being yourself involves selling drugs?

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garf3265 12
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maybe she's hinting something?

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lazrguideddonut 3
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You dont need your mom's favoritism.

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Jasim 17
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If she says stuff like that, don't listen to her. Be respectful, but you don't need to by anyone's favorite to succeed in life.

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garf3265 12
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very good point!

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Nina825 21
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Well said!

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mfmylifesrsly 29
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I honestly wonder if OP has does something worse for his mom to favor the drug dealer.

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rieebee 23

Become a pharmacist and sell drugs legally.

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extinct_dodo 18
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"In your face, mom"

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WitEluded 13
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You must have really messed up in the past...

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VoldooPed 20
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Sell her drugs cheaper and that might just change.

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happysmile987 24

Don't listen to her. You're doing the right thing.

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