Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
MurphyGallagher 18
A miscarriage is something I wouldn't wish on anyone. I think he should man up and get used to the fact that he's going to be a dad.
softpink914 7
It is the worst thing the could happen to a woman whether she wants the child or not. It is more difficult to take on if you do want the baby.
nevereyes 31
Would rather a miscarriage than pregnancy. Pregnancy is terrible.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
93 You have to be pregnant to have a miscarriage, so your comment doesn't even make sense.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
He doesnt have to get used to anything, he has the right to not be a father, just like OP has the right to abortion.
sunnyray812 42
What a stupid idiot.
HeyTherexxx 21
If your baby knew what an idiot father it will have, it would've purposely lost the race to your egg. Or tried to escape by now. FYL.
Ashter 20
Wow. What an idjit.
iloveyouforev92 8
He needs to realize that a baby is no joking or laughing matter. I'm just over four months with my first, but second pregnancy. Congrats, and good luck mommy to be(:
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Dont assume things, they might be getting an abortion.
worldclassrager 41
Um...what? Seriously? If that worked we wouldn't need abortion....
smokecloud_ 37
Pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Unless by pretend you're not pregnant, he means get drunk, smoke, and do drugs. But I'm fairly certain 99.99% percent of the population would consider that inhumane. Sorry you got knocked up by an idiot, OP. Good luck.
primadonna9396 16
A lot of women in denial will do this to try and cause a miscarriage. Anyone reading this, please don't do that, ever. You'll just end up with a potentially severely disabled or retarded child that you have to take care of - that's hard enough even when the child is wanted. If you want an abortion, by all means get one, but do it properly. FYL OP, hopefully baby daddy is just nervous and talking stupid.
smokecloud_ 37
You're right and it's sad. Lots of FMLs about preggos drinking and such. I know I don't want kids, but I could never "drink" it out. It's despicable.
AUShano 15
Maybe if you pretend he's a ladder, you'll be able to climb your way to higher standards. I think you've picked an idiot.
strudelman 14
Hey, it's worth a shot.
TimmyKenmuir 1
******* retard