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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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