By ItchItchBaby - 09/09/2017 13:00

Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

What does age have to do with getting hair lice? It can happen to anyone at any age.

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bartsj1988 7

What does your age or sex have to do with getting head lice? They don't discriminate. I made a comment on FML and I'm a 29 year old male.

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EnvyMe33 26

Time to shave your head besides you don't want to be a dick and spread it to others...

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Lobby_Bee 17

What does age have to do with getting hair lice? It can happen to anyone at any age.

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chessu 21

Yeah, but it's a lot more common amongst children.

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bartsj1988 7

What does your age or sex have to do with getting head lice? They don't discriminate. I made a comment on FML and I'm a 29 year old male.

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Mfisher394 16

You should either cancel your flight, OR take ALL the proper precautions to ensure it doesn't spread. Spreading it due to carelessness would be a real LOUSEy thing to do.

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Ilmoran 20

No bad pun spelling neccesary, as lousy literally means infested with lice.

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Mfisher394 16

I'm glad someone else appreciated it, lol

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Shave your head and tell everyone you had a Britney moment.

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Why did this even make it to the page? Slow FML day?

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RichardPencil 30

Buy a hat at one of those airport shops. Make sure you try on many hats to be sure you get the perfect one!

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Dave_Davington 33

Well, have fun shaving your head. On the bright side, maybe the you'll be mistaken for a cancer patient and given a free upgrade. I'm just saying, stranger things have happened.

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Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

They make shampoo for headlice...

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gobiteme2 34

Hold up your head proudly. Just make sure you have lice shampoo and a clear bag over your head. Unexpected surprise is all the leg and arm room you will have.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, it is still possible for adults to get head lice. Do you work with a lot of children, or are you around them a lot? Still, that sucks, but at least you can treat it.

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