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Monkeys can also be prostitutes, astronauts, assistants, entertaners, etc. Don't feel bad. 

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That's awesome but my coffees not going to refill itself. Keep this up and it's no tip for you.

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There's only one type of question, and it ends with a question mark. Are you black! BAM, right there. That's the only type of question you'll ever see around these parts. Unless someone is lying to me...

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86- lol fail, there's only one question and it ends in a question mark, and then you have it end with an exclamation mark

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*Gets up calmly* *Calmly walks to behind the couch* *Pulls out vacuum calmly* *Calmly switches to reverse* *Plugs in calmly* *Calmly watches pudding violently hose out onto StoryOfTheYear* *Gets seisure from excessive amounts of laughter* Tenshi, you're going on my list. StoryOfTheYear, it seems like you have a lot of experience with that :)

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what a comedian, don't really know what would make me sound like I have experience with that, but... whatever floats your boat. btw who has pudding, especially excessive amounts of it, in their vacuum??

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Doesn't everybody? I know i do. There's not enough room in my fridge for the pudding, cause its already full of cheescake and pop-tarts. So I keep my pudding in my vacuum :D

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it did its worst whenever you were allowed to make an account on this site--along with about half of the other users here. just saying.

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127- read my posts on this fml, while posting as much as both you and that other immature kid I have posted two times with any hint of immaturity in it, while all of your posts contain immaturity beyond comprehension, it's not even worth it to argue anymore, you'll soon be hitting me with a dust mop full of jelly or something...

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The cheesecake pop-tart crossed my mind. But the mopjelly was a great idea! *Slaps the fuck out of Story troll fag guy*

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oh stfu and grow a sense of humor. it's not hard, and I heard the seeds are on sale. ajjas makes me giggle with his comments here. so does kurou.. I think lol. I'm typing this on my phone so I'm doing the names from my piss poor memory. :)

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#94. You have to get the Emoji app on iPhone or iTouch and download it. Then you can find it in settings for keyboards in the 'japanese' area and it should say Emoji. Click on it and you should have it on your keyboard. 

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I don't think StoryOfTheYear realizes that they're being made fun of, and the fact that they're getting so worked up makes it twice as amusing. Though Ajjas, they had you on the tongue thing, that picture leaves you a target for all kinds of shit. xD

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Ajjas needs a new fuckin pic. he looks like the biggest douche comedian-poser right now. I swear it's the pic. change it please.

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157- sorry, don't really understand, is it me being made fun of or... confused here a lil' anyways it had been me vs. them 2 doshes, fun while it lasted until he got to the part where he um... blew pudding from a vacuum? (not normal)

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6, Prostitute monkeys..... How much do they cost? I'm kidding of course but really you have a job so get on with it! 

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StoryoftheYear your last comment made m shoot milk out of my nose. 

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Or infiltrate their ranks and feed them macaroni push-pops and make them listen to Justin Beiber. But only after showing them a picture of typical Golden Corral customer. That ought to kill them. That'll kill them dead.

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hahaha #7 for the win. "oh my god. they took ma job". "they took yer job!!". hahahahaha. monkeys are fucking amazing. and probably better at waiting tables than OP

Yes, but do they get paid? There is nothing wrong with being a server, and I doubt the people being waited on by the monkeys get the personal interraction many people enjoy from a human waiter!

you have a job a dog could do. i mean let's face it, EVERYONE can take an order ang bring someone their meal..

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I have to agree. I've waited tables; it's not super-complicated. I would definitely prefer a human to a monkey though, but I would much prefer a robot to a human.

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HA! you would be schocked! It takes a lot of patience to wait tables. It is FAR from easy. Sometimes u luck up and work in a good organization but usually not. I did it starting college and I'd take my patients any day over customers! Although I worked in what I believe to be hell... That could be why.

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