Dumbo's jumbo dungo

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Lexie 7

I worked at zoos before. They have showers in the staff quarters, just find one. Working with animals you shouldnt even leave the place wearing the same shoes and clothes you use for work, as to not potentially carry diseases with you

ViviMage 38

Mucking or shoveling out the elephant enclosure and not being able to shower after work.

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this needs clarifying

ViviMage 38

Mucking or shoveling out the elephant enclosure and not being able to shower after work.

shouldn't work have a shower? and we're they planning on not showering for a week otherwise?

Are the elephants offended by how bad you smell for not showering?

Thanks for the advice. You really saved me from making a huge mistake.

Lexie 7

I worked at zoos before. They have showers in the staff quarters, just find one. Working with animals you shouldnt even leave the place wearing the same shoes and clothes you use for work, as to not potentially carry diseases with you

I thought that most zoo's had uniforms and shoes for you to wear while working also.