By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
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I'll take that experience over my experience: gorilla crap thrown from 10 ft away

What zoo does not have a bathroom? Man up and go to the bathroom and wash your face with soap and water.

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Ooh f your LIFE. no. More like f six hours of your life. Rarely fmls are really fmls anymore.

Were they ever true FMLs? No. That's not what this site is about. This FML is EXACTLY what the site wants. If you'd notice, the title of the home page is "FML: Your everyday life stories". There you go. Nobody wants to hear something like, "Today, I found out I have advanced stage cancer. I have four months to live. FML." This site is not supposed to be depressing, but the opposite.

I don't think you get the point at all. The FML is about the fucking monkey peeing on him in front of everyone, not the shower.

god damn, people like you piss me off. people come to this site to share their uncomfortable/awkward moments and maybe get a laugh or two. do their lives really need to reach a certain level of misery to satisfy you? if you want to hear about some real human misery, why don't you just go to cnn.com and click on 'World News'

Then really it shouldn't be called fmylife more like fmyday, don't you think? I'm not expecting to hear depressing things, but it shouldn't be called fmylife.

omygod. i hope you like monkey piss?

FAIL. also, I hope you used the bathroom sink or something

Should have stopped by the elephants and get them to hose you off.

In fairness, I'd want to shower for six hours after that too.

^^no... no.... he couldn't GET to a shower for six hours, not actually TAKE a six hour shiwer. -_-'

it's fake because he wouldn't do a six hour drive to work

If only the monkey could have told you that it had to piddle like a mother fiddle.

If only the monkey could speak, it would have told you that it had to piddle like a mother fiddle.

I'll take that experience over my experience: gorilla crap thrown from 10 ft away

How is that an fml? It was a hot day and you got a quick way to cool down. People need to be more grateful.