Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Sextoys: Nothing to be ashamed of - FML

Nothing to be ashamed of

By Anonymous - 14/07/2022 16:00

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Today, a friend was trying to show me memes on her phone when I noticed she had a few tabs open. I told her she was draining her battery and should close them. She opened them. Two were sex toy store pages. She was so embarrassed that she kicked me out. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2022 20:22

While you meant well, I assume… Unless it’s your spouse, leave everyone else’s computer, tablet, or smart phone absolutely alone. Don’t click on anything, don’t move the pictures, and don’t suggest rearranging anything.

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Friday 15 July 2022 8:02

Pretty sure just having a tab open isn't going to drain your battery.

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Thursday 14 July 2022 20:22

While you meant well, I assume… Unless it’s your spouse, leave everyone else’s computer, tablet, or smart phone absolutely alone. Don’t click on anything, don’t move the pictures, and don’t suggest rearranging anything.

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Friday 15 July 2022 10:25

Except that it was the friend who opened the tabs, presumably having forgotten what was on them.

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Friday 15 July 2022 8:02

Pretty sure just having a tab open isn't going to drain your battery.

tiptoppc 16

Monday 18 July 2022 21:15

Yeah, it sleeps the tab and halts all timers. It’s more energy efficient to leave them if going back to them.

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