That's f***ing awesome! I would have loved to see that. Besides, now you have a badass nickname... Your life is glorious.

Of course OP can't admit to it, what sort of ninja would be like "Yeah I'm a ninja". A stupid one thats what. They will get ninja killed, by an anti-ninja.

Anti-ninja?... Chuck Norris?

that would have been amazing to see :p

bloody amazing skills

This isn't an FML! This is a protein milkshake, low-carb intake, title at stake!

I love heartwarming FML stories.

Congratulations grasshopper, you are ready.

Would you happen to be Sookie Stackhouse by any chance?

so true

17 - she not only has a badass nickname now, but probably also a bad ass.

the YDI option seems like a good thing in this scenario

the YDI option seems like a good thing in this scenario

If it wasn't for the assholes trying to trip you, this would be a total win.

just Cary a ninja sword now and kill anyone daring enough to try and trip you

OP, You totally deserved it. Which, for the first time ever, is a good thing.

89-My last name is stackhouse... No lie. FTW

It's okay, I accept it. I know people still haven't forgiven Spidey for that shitty 3rd movie.

I love all the spiderman movies ^^ the first was definitely the best though.

Yeah. Couldve been better, but the reference was good. Thumbs up

Lets help out number 2 with his comment. It's a great reference!!!

Customer:I need a bill Waitress:check your front pocket

Customer *puts hands in pockets*: Shit I left my wallet in the car Ninja waitress: Whoa, you have a lot of credit cards

Front pocket?

How often does "that" happen?

It's more common than you think.

Party pooper.

Your saying that like she had a choice?

Oh great the fun police is out in full force. GTFO officer!

Miss Cleaver, I think the beaver will be just fine.