By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 971
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I would've gone ape-shit.

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

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YDI for having a balloon selling job. And also YDI for havin a job where a wild animal can take over for you

Maybe it's the only one they could get. Considering the lack of available jobs, I'd take it. It's money, honey.

so easy monkey can do it. I'll go bananas if i was you.

they trained a monkey to do a better job than you lol. FYL!

looks like a certain monkey is bout to get capped....

sounds pretty bananas, you shouldve stopped monkeying around

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

go back there n say that I wanna move I. with my bro, they'll understand

ah, i see what u did there!^

they made a monkey outta you!

damn monkeys sneaking across the border and stealing our jobs!!

they toke our jobzz.

they took our jobs

Well it couldn't have been paying THAT much, but if I were you I'd stell the monkey.

you'd what? Stell? or spank? lol

Steal, my bad. Tried to correct but fucking anti-flood.

I prefer spanking the monkey ;) lol

And you're not, it's monkies.

I certainly hope you're being sarcastic about the correction, Miss Cyrus.

The plural of monkey is monkeys. Nice try though.

LOL 98 you suck.

>_> steal*

ikr, he only lost $5 a week lol :p

you banana fyl

haha yup I would have wanted to see the co-workers face sososo badd! lol

I would've gone ape-shit.

Clever...

I see what you did there...

Well played.

good.....I hate balloons and any affiliation to them

I know right? Raw sex is better. :D

then why do you stuff your bra with water balloons?? burn!!! I'm on a roll today!!

29. you can have cooked sex?

Yup. I like my women 'well done'.

Your career is ruined. FYL.

that's racist

To be fair, monkeys are kind of smart.

We'd all be out of jobs if that was possible.