By Anonymous - 23/03/2011 11:50 - United States

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 048
You deserved it 5 074

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

Comments

jordanprodigy023 0

YDI for having a balloon selling job. And also YDI for havin a job where a wild animal can take over for you

Maybe it's the only one they could get. Considering the lack of available jobs, I'd take it. It's money, honey.

Bofopio 0

so easy monkey can do it. I'll go bananas if i was you.

they trained a monkey to do a better job than you lol. FYL!

duravian 1

looks like a certain monkey is bout to get capped....

rallets 22

sounds pretty bananas, you shouldve stopped monkeying around

I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...

go back there n say that I wanna move I. with my bro, they'll understand

damn monkeys sneaking across the border and stealing our jobs!!

Xravak 0

Well it couldn't have been paying THAT much, but if I were you I'd stell the monkey.

Xravak 0

Steal, my bad. Tried to correct but ******* anti-flood.

I certainly hope you're being sarcastic about the correction, Miss Cyrus.

ViolentBears 0

The plural of monkey is monkeys. Nice try though.

haha yup I would have wanted to see the co-workers face sososo badd! lol

good.....I hate balloons and any affiliation to them

then why do you stuff your bra with water balloons?? burn!!! I'm on a roll today!!

cptmorgan15 2

To be fair, monkeys are kind of smart.

cptmorgan15 2

We'd all be out of jobs if that was possible.