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By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 550
You deserved it 3 295
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The_Bengineer 13

Sounds hot.

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datkenna 20
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Who drinks coffee during sex

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The_Bengineer 13

Sounds hot.

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DreamHysteria 13
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Literally lol

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BoltTheSuperdog 22
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Quite steamy, in fact.

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Eitanm 15
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Sounds like a hot mess

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Steve95401 49

Talk about having hot sex.

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rainbowsRlove 15
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what a sizzling performance

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TurtleShampoo 14

all of these comments are puns

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Madrias 36
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You just had to be the combo breaker, didn't you?

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chuchusheep 19
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not really sure why you were downvoted so much...personally, i was getting tired of all the puns. and what you said was simply a fact. lol.

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AmIReallyRenee 20
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no shit wow, you must feel like you discovered the sun

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Kaoticwolf 17
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your screams of pain excited him

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Onepocketpimp 7
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someone doesn't enjoy some beam... can mark off that you don't have that fetish

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datkenna 20
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Who drinks coffee during sex

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americanafrican 32
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that man. gives him the energy he needs!

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groovycrazyjoe 18

he needed energy lol

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boating_guy 33
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Needed that caffeine so he could stay up and go at it for a few more hours

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Careaga 8
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A true coffee lover

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Paws_Cat 29
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Who drinks ANYTHING during sex?

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MrSassypants 32
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#48 Well, if I learned anything from watching porn there might be something that people drink during sex.....

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jaspinkgrl01 18
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The ops boyfriend obviously

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alexanderavatar 24
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gotta stay awake

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VeryMuchDutch 12
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maybe he was in his office?

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DJDualScreen 4
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who takes a coffee break mid-sex?

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Darkness_Hate 29
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I guess he likes creamy coffee.

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