By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 578
You deserved it 3 304

Same thing different taste


Steve95401 49
TurtleShampoo 14

You just had to be the combo breaker, didn't you?

not really sure why you were downvoted so much...personally, i was getting tired of all the puns. and what you said was simply a fact. lol.

no shit wow, you must feel like you discovered the sun

someone doesn't enjoy some beam... can mark off that you don't have that fetish