take a shower asshole

it's a dirty job, but u should go ahead and shower. the water is however as dangerous as it looks o.O

That's just sad. I mean have some personal hyegein for the sake of others.

Excessive body oder can be a medical condition. Just saying

Well, at least you have a resolution for 2011.

Nearly 2015 now..

Haha, start using your gifts right away, if you get the message.

aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?

haha. nice

UR hot

That stinks! Sounds like your friends know your dirty little secrets. Maybe you should wash your hands of them and get a fresh group of friends to clean up your reputation.

(Wow, that's really cheesy. Sorry, I'm really tired but I can't sleep! Doh!)

Omg here you are again with more glorious puns!

lol

Try using them, and maybe next year your presents will be better ^^

hmmm you think?! go clean your stinky self ASAP!

isn't that telling you something? xD next time be less stinky >.<

Well don't take it as a bad thing OP, maybe they just didn't know what to get you and they found it easier to get you that stuff.
Orrrr you smell funky.