By MommaAnnie - 02/05/2013 15:59 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 576
You deserved it 14 757

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Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

Exactly. And the fact that it works to cheer her up, even better. No FML here.

Why be bothered by either if it makes you happy?

Exactly. All I read was, "today, I found out that my husband cheers me up when I'm grumpy. FML."

You have grumpy-wife-sex? Mine gets grumpy-wife-chained-up-in-the-attic. But to be fair I think she enjoys that more than the sex.

Actually that was a Lonely Island reference...

Hey grumpy is hawtt. I google Grumpy porno all the time.

So, I'm not the only one. Great!

Umm I'm not seeing a down side to this lol I'm guessing this is a YDI

An this is an fml why??? I don't even know how to vote, door no 1: saying your life sucks would mean sex that cheers you up is a bad thing.. Lock that shit and throw the key away Door no 2: you deserve it, that means would mean u deserve sex that cheers but ur ass I here whining about it.. You don't deserve grumpy wife sex.. And yet you probably got some coz you were grumpy about this.. *sigh*

I mean, if you weren't grumpy, it wouldn't have a name

Well it benefits you so why nt haha

But that's the best kind D:

I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

Exactly! This is one of those rare times where it's neither "Your Life Sucks" or "You Deserve It"....

The complaining about something, which is in reality sweet of her husband, kind of makes it a ydi in my opinion

You're not allowed to say stuff like that 48 - the mods will eat you up! They're probably on their way over now, especially as I've said this too...

48 Thats because its not really an FML. Its the rare occurance of an FYL wrapped in an FML and it somehow got passed thr mods. (ducks and runs for cover)

Be happy he's found a reliable (and fun) way to cheer you up. Sex almost always does the trick for me, too. No shame in it. It's a great stress-reducer

I agree, it seems like she's going to need more sex if she's grumpy about the grumpy wife sex. I would be happy if my husband wanted to still bang me if I was being bitchy in order to cheer me up. What a lucky duck OP is!

Grumpy wife sexception

I died. Thank you.