By MommaAnnie - 02/05/2013 15:59 - United States - Overland Park

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Today, I learned my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I don't know if I'm more annoyed that he casually mentioned it after we've been together for 10 years, or that it actually works. FML
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Jemm_fml 29
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Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

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happylawyer 16
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I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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nuke0013 7

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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jackiemora 18
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Exactly. And the fact that it works to cheer her up, even better. No FML here.

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evilplatypus 38
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Why be bothered by either if it makes you happy?

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JenkJenks 6
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Exactly. All I read was, "today, I found out that my husband cheers me up when I'm grumpy. FML."

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feelingold 18
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You have grumpy-wife-sex? Mine gets grumpy-wife-chained-up-in-the-attic. But to be fair I think she enjoys that more than the sex.

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metalhead4740 14
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Actually that was a Lonely Island reference...

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lambda_fml 40
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Hey grumpy is hawtt. I google Grumpy porno all the time.

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TrueStoryFolks 17
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So, I'm not the only one. Great!

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tjv3 10

Umm I'm not seeing a down side to this lol I'm guessing this is a YDI

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v1kt4r 13

An this is an fml why??? I don't even know how to vote, door no 1: saying your life sucks would mean sex that cheers you up is a bad thing.. Lock that shit and throw the key away Door no 2: you deserve it, that means would mean u deserve sex that cheers but ur ass I here whining about it.. You don't deserve grumpy wife sex.. And yet you probably got some coz you were grumpy about this.. *sigh*

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thekidracb 7
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I mean, if you weren't grumpy, it wouldn't have a name

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becka2s 14
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Well it benefits you so why nt haha

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Blackcatluck 19
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But that's the best kind D:

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happylawyer 16
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I like the fact that he went around your grumpiness instead of going around the neighborhood. So, YDI.

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Jemm_fml 29
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Offended? be grateful! He actually cares about cheering you up and in the best way ever!

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Ambient25 24
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Exactly! This is one of those rare times where it's neither "Your Life Sucks" or "You Deserve It"....

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ashesanddust 8
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The complaining about something, which is in reality sweet of her husband, kind of makes it a ydi in my opinion

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doodlecloud 26
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You're not allowed to say stuff like that 48 - the mods will eat you up! They're probably on their way over now, especially as I've said this too...

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NoFlippinWai 24
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48 Thats because its not really an FML. Its the rare occurance of an FYL wrapped in an FML and it somehow got passed thr mods. (ducks and runs for cover)

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Allornone 35

Be happy he's found a reliable (and fun) way to cheer you up. Sex almost always does the trick for me, too. No shame in it. It's a great stress-reducer

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amDes 11
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I agree, it seems like she's going to need more sex if she's grumpy about the grumpy wife sex. I would be happy if my husband wanted to still bang me if I was being bitchy in order to cheer me up. What a lucky duck OP is!

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NagainaFier 16

Grumpy wife sexception

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Jemm_fml 29
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I died. Thank you.

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