Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when...

By Anonymous - 26/01/2016 03:44 - United States - Arcadia

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

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By apparantlyStupid - 27/06/2012 23:28 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By cay - 30/01/2013 19:59 - United States - Holley

Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML

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By fuckoffgran - 01/08/2013 14:46 - Ireland

Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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dramaelf 37

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.

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DaniealThePope 18

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Good job grandma. "I saw young Fred doing them bedroom salts from the news"

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.

feven 32

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:47

They'll probably freak out if OP doesn't explain first.

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.

Mpii 11

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:50

Next thing you know op's on the street begging for toothpaste.

willsnow18 11

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:43

or out tryna get some shampoo

CringePotato 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

Why would she confront you about putting mints in your mouth?

holly_fly 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:40

She wouldn't, but she thought they were drugs, not mints.

HoboMeth 33

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:33

Offer her some

moocowmilk0 19

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:36

hey she cares about you :)

Brighton_Cruz 20

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:39

grandma be snitching SMH

pop17123 19

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:43

Should explain it was mints to your dad OP.

LadyKayDee 23

Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:44

Offer her some too.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:02

She must've seen the ads: "Try our refreshing flavors! Spearmint, peppermint, and cocaine!"

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