FML : Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 26 January 2016 03:44 / United States - Arcadia

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By dramaelf | 37

#6520327 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.

By nonsensical | 26

#6520325 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.

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By chuckmaddah | 17

#6520324 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Good job grandma. "I saw young Fred doing them bedroom salts from the news"

By nonsensical | 26

#6520325 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:30

Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.

feven | 32

#6520343 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:47

They'll probably freak out if OP doesn't explain first.

By dramaelf | 37

#6520327 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.

Mpii | 11

#6520346 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:50

Next thing you know op's on the street begging for toothpaste.

willsnow18 | 11

#6520585 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:43

or out tryna get some shampoo

By CringePotato | 14

#6520328 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:31

Why would she confront you about putting mints in your mouth?

holly_fly | 34

#6520338 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:40

She wouldn't, but she thought they were drugs, not mints.

By HoboMeth | 32

#6520331 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:33

Offer her some

By moocowmilk0 | 19

#6520335 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:36

hey she cares about you :)

By Brighton_Cruz | 20

#6520336 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:39

grandma be snitching SMH

By pop17123 | 19

#6520341 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:43

Should explain it was mints to your dad OP.

By LadyKayDee | 23

#6520342 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 16:44

Offer her some too.

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#6520353 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 17:02

She must've seen the ads: "Try our refreshing flavors! Spearmint, peppermint, and cocaine!"

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