Today, I figured out the best way to endure my wife's lack of sex drive: whenever she complains, I lose the urge myself. Works like a charm, because she complains all the time. FML
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Today, my wife snapped at me for never having sex with her. Any time I try, she tells me to stop, but apparently sometimes she wants me to ignore her pleas and keep going. Sometimes she actually wants me to stop, though, and she won't tell me how to differentiate the two. Help. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my wife asked why I was so grumpy. I admitted that I was horny and sexually frustrated. She went on an hour long tirade about how I "shouldn't need sex to not be a jerk" and how I need to handle my own needs. FML
Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML
Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML
Today, after several grueling weeks at the gym, my moribund sex drive suddenly kicked into high gear. All I want is for my husband to fuck me senseless, but he's now convinced I'm just trying to butter him up before dropping a bombshell. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my wife told me that getting in the mood to have sex with me is like trying to get in the mood to hit the treadmill. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Time for some couples therapy or a new wife. Don't live like that it'll only make ya resentful and bitter which will eventually make you depressed.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Maybe try putting a stop to the things she complains about if it’s within your power ?
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Comments (8)
genuinegoodguy 9
How does that help you have sex?
Charlie Given 28
Time for some couples therapy or a new wife. Don't live like that it'll only make ya resentful and bitter which will eventually make you depressed.
mickymoose1 15
There might be a lack of communication on both sides there. Maybe ask yourself if her complaints are valid and look within yourself first. If that's not the case maybe try talking to her about it. If that also doesn't work couples therapy might help but that only works if both parties want to be there.
RichardPencil 32
I guess that solution is less risky than getting a side piece, even if it means that your wife always wins and you always lose. You might want to see what TheGoldenNugget has to say.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Maybe try putting a stop to the things she complains about if it’s within your power ?
Kat Werner 8
Not everyone wants or enjoys sex. Have you considered she may be asexual? Instead of complaining on FML, try talking to her.
Sam Fisher 13
Broham I ******* feel you