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How does that help you have sex?

Time for some couples therapy or a new wife. Don't live like that it'll only make ya resentful and bitter which will eventually make you depressed.

There might be a lack of communication on both sides there. Maybe ask yourself if her complaints are valid and look within yourself first. If that's not the case maybe try talking to her about it. If that also doesn't work couples therapy might help but that only works if both parties want to be there.

Well, where's the fun in that?

I guess that solution is less risky than getting a side piece, even if it means that your wife always wins and you always lose.

You might want to see what TheGoldenNugget has to say.

Maybe try putting a stop to the things she complains about if it’s within your power ?

Not everyone wants or enjoys sex. Have you considered she may be asexual? Instead of complaining on FML, try talking to her.

Broham I fucking feel you