FML : Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every...

Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mrssagdiyev - / Saturday 5 March 2011 14:19 / United States

Intimacy

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By BallsMcLongcock4 | 8

#2152631 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:24

That's an easy fix, stop having sex with him until he stops

By Deservesit22 | 1

#2152595 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:16

Just don't do it till he agrees to stop Easy answers to all FML

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By shibainu519 | 0

#2152482 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:53

that movie is awesome.

By TrillionHearts | 0

#2152495 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:54

Haha, thats weird.

Nico1929 | 5

#2152688 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:56

An idiot who thinks they're clever

CitrusGirl | 0

#2152694 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:58

^ An idiot who can't tell the difference between plural and singular.

Sadochan | 0

#2152773 - Saturday 5 March 2011 09:54

No, he can have it that that way. He's saying it's another idiot who thinks THEY ARE clever. See? Fits just as well.

seanders | 10

#2152779 - Saturday 5 March 2011 09:56

^^ And once again, the men were right.

LouieLZ | 5

#2153034 - Sunday 6 March 2011 12:18

He's not saying it right, though. He sucks!

mopar309 | 2

#2153429 - Sunday 6 March 2011 02:47

guys, it's "he's" as in "he is". my english teacher corrected me when using "they're" with a singular noun.

NoOneLovesYou | 13

#2153774 - Sunday 6 March 2011 05:15

Your English teacher doesn't know a damn thing about informal English, then. Tell them to shove their degree up their ass since it hasn't taught them very much. The "official" rules of English don't always apply in modern usage. Most Americans don't know "who" from "whom" for example, and I'm sure your English teacher has fucked up more than once THEMselves while teaching.

kyarush | 10

#2154100 - Sunday 6 March 2011 07:43

an idiot who done thinks he be clever. I b3 sm4rt!

Adamantoise | 0

#2154395 - Sunday 6 March 2011 09:23

An English teacher isn't there to teach you informal English or slang...65, you should think things through next time before going into batshit crazy mode.

xSgtTh0masx | 0

#2155350 - Sunday 6 March 2011 01:53

Technically it would be he's because you can not substitute a plural conjugation in a singular noun such as this one.

my_username_is | 0

#2156080 - Sunday 6 March 2011 06:01

you be fag

daminantion | 14

#2161299 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 08:58

you are all wrong about him saying it wrong. the usage of 'they' is formal: they implies a group OR someone of high respect, taken from French grammar. example: A doctor gives you their note. all you silly folk think you know your linguistics.. leave it to Yankees to start the fight on how to speak a British language.

By hthrfthrx36 | 0

#2152503 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:58

just ask him to stop.

blocparty | 0

#2152754 - Saturday 5 March 2011 09:44

I like!

By angel2293 | 0

#2152504 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:46

first 2 comment :)

Rainbow_dumpster | 26

#2152579 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:02

Moderated in 3...2...1

angel2293 | 0

#2152639 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:30

y did dat happen ?

dirtyblond | 4

#2152685 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:56

that is HILARIOUS.

By bthomas0319 | 2

#2152512 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:59

Wow, I bet that can get annoying.

By beautiful_brunet | 3

#2152514 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:49

I love the smart people that waste the first comment on something that has nothing to do with the topic of the FML

iburppeopleup | 0

#2152527 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:50

and the people who do the same to the second

By Doortje | 26

#2152551 - Saturday 5 March 2011 07:55

Well, did you tell him it was a turn off? If not, YDI. And if you did but continued anyway, YDI too.

By Rainbow_dumpster | 26

#2152566 - Saturday 5 March 2011 08:21

Damn. I haVe never fOund such an ignoRant idiot who deCidEd that tHose lIneS Are great for sexual seriousneSS. Now put those capital letters in my message together and what have you got?