Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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feven
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It's a sign.
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azelk
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Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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feven
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It's a sign.
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Diarrhea_Volcano
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It's horseshit is what it is.
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Soviet_American
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That's FOAL of crap, sorry to hear OP.
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kinky44
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What a coltastrophe!
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ELoni_fml
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Maybe it's not a sign. My god OP, how much do you weigh?!
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Googolman
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52 - It was a horse drawn CARRIAGE ride. Not horse-back riding.
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Hummmph
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Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.
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Hummmph
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Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.
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incoherentrmblr
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This horse is no more! It has ceased to be!...
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gantoman
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#85 We kind of established that already.
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DBKT
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I love the parrot sketch :)
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SauronsCataract
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Here in Poland, in the mountains, horses die quite regularly because they are forced to draw carriages overloaded with tourists. So yes, it is possible to kill a horse if the carriage is too heavy.
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subduedbeast
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Well I weigh about 206 and she only weighs about 130 so I don't think we were too heavy
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Goblin182
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#85, I got the Monty Python reference.
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CoolCookie210
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Not saying you should take this as a bad omen or anything, but you should take this as a bad omen.
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ahippienamedrae
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Aww that sucks, for you guys and the horse ):
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sayyestothedress
| 24
That took me by surprise! When u was reading I thought it would be like a horse shat on his girlfriend or something similar, but I did not expect them to die! This needs a follow-up!
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CrAzYELF4
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#42 You need a grammar lesson.
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littlekellilee
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What would the follow up be? Funeral details for the horse?
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whos_ur_daddy1
| 19
Hopefully the relationship is more stable then the horse
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Hiktmae
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I LOVE your icon pic!
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abdullahcakeman
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Horses sometimes pleasure me sexually
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devildog562
| 33
^ ignorant or stupid pick one
Edit : do I detect a moderator ?
Edit : do I detect a moderator ?
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abdullahcakeman
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@9 lel
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devildog562
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Time to stable this date.
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Seabiscuit218
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HAY man, this was a BARN enough pun to make me say NEIGH never again
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Sophosaurusrex
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Alright #22, Don't flog a dead horse, ya failed dude.
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devildog562
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Hay 30 don't ride sea biscuit so hard. Foal attitudes never prevail.
Edit oh damn his username is sea biscuit . I literally chuckled out loud.
Edit oh damn his username is sea biscuit . I literally chuckled out loud.
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Sonata90
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Lol... Punny.
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Seabiscuit218
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I'm ashamed of what I've done but the replies were great xD
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azelk
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Forget about your life, F that horses life!
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abdullahcakeman
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I fuck dead horses
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gatorclay97
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#18 ...Uhh... I'm sorta scared...
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ItsKennyBaby
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Or lack there of
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thatoneninjadude
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Life's a bitch and then a horse dies.
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harrison99
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I hope you guys still had fun up until that moment! Sorry about the whole situation.
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negb
| 30
Hey at least it's an interesting date...?
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subduedbeast
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It did make a cool story
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ArgentumAurum
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That is definitely not how i expected that sentence to end....
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junkman6
| 22
I was expecting it to end with a romantic horse BBQ.
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MrsPegg
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64: What is wrong with you?!
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laden_swallow09
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He's hungry is what's wrong!
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1947Chevy
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83 horse is actually a delicacy in many countries. I an not beyond the idea of trying it once just to see how it tastes. In this situation I would pass though
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ScottVining
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How romantic
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j_cat187
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How long will it take for someone to use 'beating a dead horse' puns?
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friendzonefml
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your love was just to strong