FML : Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By subduedbeast / Monday 27 October 2014 18:48 / United States

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By feven | 32

#6102321 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

By azelk | 8

#6102327 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

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By feven | 32

#6102321 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

It's a sign.

Diarrhea_Volcano | 29

#6102350 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:40

It's horseshit is what it is.

Soviet_American | 29

#6102370 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 0:08

That's FOAL of crap, sorry to hear OP.

kinky44 | 28

#6102396 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 0:46

What a coltastrophe!

ELoni_fml | 25

#6102421 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:15

Maybe it's not a sign. My god OP, how much do you weigh?!

Googolman | 28

#6102506 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:06

52 - It was a horse drawn CARRIAGE ride. Not horse-back riding.

Hummmph | 8

#6102525 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:40

Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.

Hummmph | 8

#6102526 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 3:42

Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6102563 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:41

This horse is no more! It has ceased to be!...

gantoman | 13

#6102618 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 5:49

#85 We kind of established that already.

DBKT | 25

#6102686 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 7:35

I love the parrot sketch :)

SauronsCataract | 14

#6102724 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:55

Here in Poland, in the mountains, horses die quite regularly because they are forced to draw carriages overloaded with tourists. So yes, it is possible to kill a horse if the carriage is too heavy.

subduedbeast | 14

#6103025 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:26

Well I weigh about 206 and she only weighs about 130 so I don't think we were too heavy

Goblin182 | 26

#6103060 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:54

#85, I got the Monty Python reference.

CoolCookie210 | 22

#6104405 - Thursday 30 October 2014 4:01

Not saying you should take this as a bad omen or anything, but you should take this as a bad omen.

By ahippienamedrae | 10

#6102322 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Aww that sucks, for you guys and the horse ):

sayyestothedress | 24

#6102393 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 0:44

That took me by surprise! When u was reading I thought it would be like a horse shat on his girlfriend or something similar, but I did not expect them to die! This needs a follow-up!

CrAzYELF4 | 26

#6102449 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:53

#42 You need a grammar lesson.

littlekellilee | 45

#6102490 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:41

What would the follow up be? Funeral details for the horse?

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#6102612 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 5:29

Hopefully the relationship is more stable then the horse

Hiktmae | 20

#6103202 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 21:08

I LOVE your icon pic!

By abdullahcakeman | 13

#6102325 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Horses sometimes pleasure me sexually

devildog562 | 33

#6102331 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:28

^ ignorant or stupid pick one
Edit : do I detect a moderator ?

abdullahcakeman | 13

#6102335 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:29

@9 lel

By devildog562 | 33

#6102326 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Time to stable this date.

Seabiscuit218 | 12

#6102348 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:39

HAY man, this was a BARN enough pun to make me say NEIGH never again

Sophosaurusrex | 8

#6102362 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:57

Alright #22, Don't flog a dead horse, ya failed dude.

devildog562 | 33

#6102389 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 0:41

Hay 30 don't ride sea biscuit so hard. Foal attitudes never prevail.

Edit oh damn his username is sea biscuit . I literally chuckled out loud.

Sonata90 | 26

#6102667 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 7:10

Lol... Punny.

Seabiscuit218 | 12

#6103121 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 19:44

I'm ashamed of what I've done but the replies were great xD

By azelk | 8

#6102327 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

abdullahcakeman | 13

#6102341 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:33

I fuck dead horses

gatorclay97 | 28

#6102345 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:36

#18 ...Uhh... I'm sorta scared...

ItsKennyBaby | 9

#6102369 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 0:06

Or lack there of

thatoneninjadude | 14

#6102562 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:41

Life's a bitch and then a horse dies.

By harrison99 | 4

#6102328 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:27

I hope you guys still had fun up until that moment! Sorry about the whole situation.

negb | 30

#6102532 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:00

Hey at least it's an interesting date...?

subduedbeast | 14

#6103026 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 18:27

It did make a cool story

By ArgentumAurum | 24

#6102329 - Monday 27 October 2014 23:28

That is definitely not how i expected that sentence to end....

junkman6 | 22

#6102480 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 2:27

I was expecting it to end with a romantic horse BBQ.

MrsPegg | 45

#6102561 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:39

64: What is wrong with you?!

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6102575 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 4:51

He's hungry is what's wrong!

1947Chevy | 17

#6102624 - Tuesday 28 October 2014 6:01

83 horse is actually a delicacy in many countries. I an not beyond the idea of trying it once just to see how it tastes. In this situation I would pass though