One track mind

By Anonymous - 29/05/2023 22:00

Spicy
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I can’t help but feel like you’re kind of getting yourself stuck in a self-fulfilling prophecy here. You get a random diamond cutter event that’s just your nervous system doing a systems check since you usually have a go around this time, it freaks you out, and from there you locked yourself into a “don’t think about pink elephants” situation until you’ve reinforced your body’s assumption that hey, this is usually diamond cutting time, get to it. Maybe a sex therapist can help you out here, but if they can’t, there’s no shame in hiring someone to take care of that the other way.

Squeezing your thigh/butt muscles will make it go away. (I've heard)

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I can’t help but feel like you’re kind of getting yourself stuck in a self-fulfilling prophecy here. You get a random diamond cutter event that’s just your nervous system doing a systems check since you usually have a go around this time, it freaks you out, and from there you locked yourself into a “don’t think about pink elephants” situation until you’ve reinforced your body’s assumption that hey, this is usually diamond cutting time, get to it. Maybe a sex therapist can help you out here, but if they can’t, there’s no shame in hiring someone to take care of that the other way.

Squeezing your thigh/butt muscles will make it go away. (I've heard)