Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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blackcats31
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could you not see anything through the spandex? =|
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Shokz992
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It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD
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reyemrein
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I have wasted the first comment. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
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1800getalife
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wow u deserve it for checking out Venus and serinus
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Ajjas013
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#1 is going to hell.
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GR3453m0nk3y
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hahahah
i saw the page and the comments section was just Gone
i was like WTF!?
lol
i saw the page and the comments section was just Gone
i was like WTF!?
lol
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greeneyedgoalie7
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hahaha @4 agreed(:
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samantha_durano
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number 4, right on :)
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bleedinginside
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this^
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Melly14398
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wow. really??!!
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AngryNinja
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ydi for trying to creep some chick out, op. maybe you should observe your own rippling muscles with your hand. or maybe tarzan can help you out.
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cdogbeastman
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#86 ur just jealous nobody chechs u out
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cdogbeastman
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*checks* that was a fail i know
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MadPercussion
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^agreed
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FatalWedgie
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I know this is annoying and I apologize, but can someone please tell me how to add a pic to my profile from the iPhone. I would truly appreciate. thanks fellow FMLers.
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reyemrein
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you have to do it on a computer it doesn't work on iPhone/touch
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Ajjas013
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Yeah, you can't do it from the mobile version.
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drewm2010
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Now would be a good time to come out of the closet.
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kellybby8650
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haha faggot
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Ajjas013
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No, I don't own a cross.
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lancer126
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agree with #4
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phara_fml
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Well, you kind of deserve it for being a freaky pervert...
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1zinzanzin
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lol if it's a girl then it's long flowery black hair if it's a guy it would be long thick greasy hair
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c0nfuzzled
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@59 maybe he was Shaun white's brother?
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cowgod
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:) I still have three billion gods cuz I'm Hindu
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chloe2114
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reply to #113. I hav a profile pic on my iPod 4 FML...so PO dude
...PO
...PO
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Norwegianbolt
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That sounds like the title for an Amon Amarth song.
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millz2995
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asshole
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amazinglyava
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agree with phara
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pipp360
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that makes you hay
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jorgebell17
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hello :)
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MXavierT
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Atleast you didn't make a move on him.
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Zhombie
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#4 Doesn't realize that there is no hell. Or god, for that matter. =]
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KingDingALing
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this can only mean one thing OP...YOU ARE COMPLETELY GAY!!! xD
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isreal
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u r a gay bastard had do u get a guy mixed up wit a girl
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TheBreaKer_fml
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who the fuck is serinus?
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shawno001
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fosho
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hershey098
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#86 stop being a bitch!! go give ur dad a blow job u whore
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I_am_that_guy
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Hershey that was uncalled for but it made me laugh so u are win
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AngryNinja
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185, my dad's dead.. so thanks for that.
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DllnBro
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u know what this means right? this means ur a flaming homo. congratulations... fag!
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Shamzzz
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That guy spends too much time in a woman's hair salon. Probably the spa too.
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supastarr
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congrats you are now gay, you had to come out of tha closet sumtime right?
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jsusfreek927
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you'll see. when Jesus comes to call all God's children home. every follower of Christ shall ascend and the ones that remain will suffer literal hell on earth. I hope you open your mind a little bit and realize how wrong you are.
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neonblue120
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lol there isn't one
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nfsrocks
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first clue that u might be gay lol
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turtles1321
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is it more or are you umm fat? no offense just curious Maby it's way looking
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mystic_star
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how the hell do you mistake a guy for a girl?
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randome101
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You chose your name perfectly.
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WordsOfHope
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fail.
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pepper3434
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That's just disturbing on so many levels...
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Horney4her69
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gay
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whitley1031
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thats an FHL, why does he look like a hot girl?!? u dont deserve anything :P
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eaglesfan365
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hahaha ur gay
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aviorhyrax
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i agree... when i saw that my first reaction was... EW
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trini_gal171
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maybe he isn't straight.
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LemonMan
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
Show the comment
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Ajjas013
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*Kicks balls hard enough to cause a fabric in space*
*Stares at black hole where balls used to be*
*Stares at black hole where balls used to be*
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PurpleSquirrel
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religious much?
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trizzieb
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Another perdix win! I think this one may be one of his best ever!
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Loveya448
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You're obviously attracted to him. Go bang him.
Number 1 wins.
Number 1 wins.
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pitbullmom
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lol maybe you could check him out in the locker room........it's ok to experiment ;)
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xx_kaelen_xx
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bahahahaha I agree with #117.
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demon1k
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MMM look at her fat rippling and those CHEEKS crashing together like a symphony of cymbals... OH WAIT, ITS A GUY
...must kill self.
...must kill self.
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blackcats31
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could you not see anything through the spandex? =|
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Ajjas013
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Yeah, didn't you see his candies?
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monsterchic72
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lol
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Sun_Kissed18
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It was through the back, lol, what bulging gender characterists appear on your back?
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Ajjas013
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I think boobies are on the back.
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Ajjas013
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Pendatic, while you were out:
Balls rolled down the hill.
Balls rolled down the hill.
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truthisRelative
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maybe his candies were positioned in such a way that he had camel toe.
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orangesodaftw
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haha ydi
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Tootsiee
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I'm guessing you didn't get her number? I mean his* :)
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GeekyPenguin
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"Dude looks liek a lady!"
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fisheatsbear
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YES!!
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Ajjas013
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That's what she said :)
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Dont_Explain
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You ruined it, well done.
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deadsrs
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That's what you said!
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oxaviero
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are you homosexual or something?
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Tripout
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I would say no just because he's complaining about it being a dude. if op was a homosexual he'd be complaining about it actually being a chick
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truthisRelative
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touché