FML : Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching...

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Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Sunday 21 February 2010 15:16 / United States

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By blackcats31 | 0

#879581 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

By Shokz992 | 0

#879602 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD

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By reyemrein | 0

#879548 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:03

I have wasted the first comment. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

1800getalife | 0

#879558 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:04

wow u deserve it for checking out Venus and serinus

Ajjas013 | 6

#879560 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

#1 is going to hell.

GR3453m0nk3y | 4

#879593 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

hahahah
i saw the page and the comments section was just Gone

i was like WTF!?

lol

greeneyedgoalie7 | 0

#879600 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

hahaha @4 agreed(:

samantha_durano | 5

#879644 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:19

number 4, right on :)

bleedinginside | 0

#879809 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:08

this^

Melly14398 | 0

#879890 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:37

wow. really??!!

AngryNinja | 1

#879925 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:51

ydi for trying to creep some chick out, op. maybe you should observe your own rippling muscles with your hand. or maybe tarzan can help you out.

cdogbeastman | 0

#879949 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:02

#86 ur just jealous nobody chechs u out

cdogbeastman | 0

#879956 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:05

*checks* that was a fail i know

MadPercussion | 0

#880037 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:57

^agreed

FatalWedgie | 0

#880045 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:06

I know this is annoying and I apologize, but can someone please tell me how to add a pic to my profile from the iPhone. I would truly appreciate. thanks fellow FMLers.

reyemrein | 0

#880048 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:08

you have to do it on a computer it doesn't work on iPhone/touch

Ajjas013 | 6

#880053 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:13

Yeah, you can't do it from the mobile version.

drewm2010 | 0

#880108 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:32

Now would be a good time to come out of the closet.

kellybby8650 | 4

#880127 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:40

haha faggot

Ajjas013 | 6

#880228 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:20

No, I don't own a cross.

lancer126 | 0

#880291 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:44

agree with #4

phara_fml | 0

#880326 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:58

Well, you kind of deserve it for being a freaky pervert...

1zinzanzin | 0

#880337 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:03

lol if it's a girl then it's long flowery black hair if it's a guy it would be long thick greasy hair

c0nfuzzled | 0

#880423 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:24

@59 maybe he was Shaun white's brother?

cowgod | 0

#880425 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:25

:) I still have three billion gods cuz I'm Hindu

chloe2114 | 4

#880511 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:50

reply to #113. I hav a profile pic on my iPod 4 FML...so PO dude

...PO

Norwegianbolt | 0

#880525 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:53

That sounds like the title for an Amon Amarth song.

millz2995 | 0

#880689 - Monday 22 February 2010 2:45

asshole

amazinglyava | 0

#881003 - Monday 22 February 2010 4:27

agree with phara

pipp360 | 0

#881015 - Monday 22 February 2010 4:32

that makes you hay

jorgebell17 | 0

#881113 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:02

hello :)

MXavierT | 0

#881168 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:16

Atleast you didn't make a move on him.

Zhombie | 0

#881169 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:17

#4 Doesn't realize that there is no hell. Or god, for that matter. =]

KingDingALing | 9

#881218 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:31

this can only mean one thing OP...YOU ARE COMPLETELY GAY!!! xD

isreal | 0

#881406 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:51

u r a gay bastard had do u get a guy mixed up wit a girl

TheBreaKer_fml | 0

#881610 - Monday 22 February 2010 8:19

who the fuck is serinus?

shawno001 | 0

#881646 - Monday 22 February 2010 8:43

fosho

hershey098 | 0

#881720 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:18

#86 stop being a bitch!! go give ur dad a blow job u whore

I_am_that_guy | 0

#881775 - Monday 22 February 2010 9:39

Hershey that was uncalled for but it made me laugh so u are win

AngryNinja | 1

#881906 - Monday 22 February 2010 12:08

185, my dad's dead.. so thanks for that.

DllnBro | 0

#882284 - Monday 22 February 2010 16:03

u know what this means right? this means ur a flaming homo. congratulations... fag!

Shamzzz | 0

#882785 - Monday 22 February 2010 20:27

That guy spends too much time in a woman's hair salon. Probably the spa too.

supastarr | 0

#882827 - Monday 22 February 2010 20:43

congrats you are now gay, you had to come out of tha closet sumtime right?

jsusfreek927 | 0

#883933 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:10

you'll see. when Jesus comes to call all God's children home. every follower of Christ shall ascend and the ones that remain will suffer literal hell on earth. I hope you open your mind a little bit and realize how wrong you are.

neonblue120 | 6

#884922 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:16

lol there isn't one

nfsrocks | 0

#978612 - Monday 12 April 2010 6:20

first clue that u might be gay lol

turtles1321 | 0

#1050865 - Thursday 1 July 2010 6:41

is it more or are you umm fat? no offense just curious Maby it's way looking 

mystic_star | 0

#1156464 - Thursday 29 July 2010 11:20

how the hell do you mistake a guy for a girl?

randome101 | 12

#5920403 - Sunday 20 April 2014 15:10

You chose your name perfectly.

By WordsOfHope | 0

#879559 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

fail.

pepper3434 | 0

#879569 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

That's just disturbing on so many levels...

Horney4her69 | 0

#879629 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:14

gay

whitley1031 | 0

#879734 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:46

thats an FHL, why does he look like a hot girl?!? u dont deserve anything :P

eaglesfan365 | 0

#880164 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:50

hahaha ur gay

aviorhyrax | 0

#881243 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:38

i agree... when i saw that my first reaction was... EW

trini_gal171 | 0

#2478769 - Sunday 8 May 2011 18:34

maybe he isn't straight.

By LemonMan | 0

#879563 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Ajjas013 | 6

#879591 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:08

*Kicks balls hard enough to cause a fabric in space*

*Stares at black hole where balls used to be*

PurpleSquirrel | 0

#879813 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:12

religious much?

trizzieb | 0

#879838 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:18

Another perdix win! I think this one may be one of his best ever!

By Loveya448 | 0

#879572 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:06

You're obviously attracted to him. Go bang him.

Number 1 wins.

pitbullmom | 0

#880105 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:30

lol maybe you could check him out in the locker room........it's ok to experiment ;)

xx_kaelen_xx | 0

#880121 - Sunday 21 February 2010 23:36

bahahahaha I agree with #117.

By demon1k | 0

#879580 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

MMM look at her fat rippling and those CHEEKS crashing together like a symphony of cymbals... OH WAIT, ITS A GUY
...must kill self.

By blackcats31 | 0

#879581 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

Ajjas013 | 6

#879607 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:10

Yeah, didn't you see his candies?

monsterchic72 | 5

#879661 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:23

lol

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#879690 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:32

It was through the back, lol, what bulging gender characterists appear on your back?

Ajjas013 | 6

#879696 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:34

I think boobies are on the back.

Ajjas013 | 6

#879965 - Sunday 21 February 2010 22:10

Pendatic, while you were out:

Balls rolled down the hill.

truthisRelative | 0

#881362 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:32

maybe his candies were positioned in such a way that he had camel toe.

By orangesodaftw | 0

#879582 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

haha ydi

By Tootsiee | 0

#879584 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

I'm guessing you didn't get her number? I mean his* :)

By GeekyPenguin | 0

#879585 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

"Dude looks liek a lady!"

fisheatsbear | 6

#879597 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:09

YES!!

Ajjas013 | 6

#879852 - Sunday 21 February 2010 21:24

That's what she said :)

Dont_Explain | 3

#880264 - Monday 22 February 2010 0:37

You ruined it, well done.

deadsrs | 0

#880417 - Monday 22 February 2010 1:23

That's what you said!

By oxaviero | 0

#879586 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:07

are you homosexual or something?

Tripout | 0

#879694 - Sunday 21 February 2010 20:33

I would say no just because he's complaining about it being a dude. if op was a homosexual he'd be complaining about it actually being a chick

truthisRelative | 0

#881370 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:33

touché

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