By anonymous - 21/2/2010 15:16 - United States
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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  Ajjas013  |  6

#1 is going to hell.

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  FatalWedgie  |  0

I know this is annoying and I apologize, but can someone please tell me how to add a pic to my profile from the iPhone. I would truly appreciate. thanks fellow FMLers.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Yeah, you can't do it from the mobile version.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

No, I don't own a cross.

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  jsusfreek927  |  0

you'll see. when Jesus comes to call all God's children home. every follower of Christ shall ascend and the ones that remain will suffer literal hell on earth. I hope you open your mind a little bit and realize how wrong you are.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

*Kicks balls hard enough to cause a fabric in space*



*Stares at black hole where balls used to be*

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Yeah, didn't you see his candies?

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  Ajjas013  |  6

I think boobies are on the back.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

Pendatic, while you were out:

Balls rolled down the hill.

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  Ajjas013  |  6

That's what she said :)

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  Tripout  |  0

I would say no just because he's complaining about it being a dude. if op was a homosexual he'd be complaining about it actually being a chick