By anonymous - 21/02/2010 15:16 - United States

Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
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could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

It takes some guts to admit that to the world xD


I have wasted the first comment. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

wow u deserve it for checking out Venus and serinus

Ajjas013 6

#1 is going to hell.

hahahah i saw the page and the comments section was just Gone i was like WTF!? lol

hahaha @4 agreed(:

number 4, right on :)

wow. really??!!

ydi for trying to creep some chick out, op. maybe you should observe your own rippling muscles with your hand. or maybe tarzan can help you out.

#86 ur just jealous nobody chechs u out

*checks* that was a fail i know

I know this is annoying and I apologize, but can someone please tell me how to add a pic to my profile from the iPhone. I would truly appreciate. thanks fellow FMLers.

you have to do it on a computer it doesn't work on iPhone/touch

Ajjas013 6

Yeah, you can't do it from the mobile version.

I had a feeling that was the case. thanks for the clarification.

Now would be a good time to come out of the closet.

Ajjas013 6

No, I don't own a cross.

agree with #4

Well, you kind of deserve it for being a freaky pervert...

lol if it's a girl then it's long flowery black hair if it's a guy it would be long thick greasy hair

@59 maybe he was Shaun white's brother?

:) I still have three billion gods cuz I'm Hindu

reply to #113. I hav a profile pic on my iPod 4 PO dude ...PO

That sounds like the title for an Amon Amarth song.

agree with phara

that makes you hay

Atleast you didn't make a move on him.

#4 Doesn't realize that there is no hell. Or god, for that matter. =]

this can only mean one thing OP...YOU ARE COMPLETELY GAY!!! xD

u r a gay bastard had do u get a guy mixed up wit a girl

who the fuck is serinus?

#86 stop being a bitch!! go give ur dad a blow job u whore

Hershey that was uncalled for but it made me laugh so u are win

185, my dad's dead.. so thanks for that.

u know what this means right? this means ur a flaming homo. congratulations... fag!

That guy spends too much time in a woman's hair salon. Probably the spa too.

congrats you are now gay, you had to come out of tha closet sumtime right?

you'll see. when Jesus comes to call all God's children home. every follower of Christ shall ascend and the ones that remain will suffer literal hell on earth. I hope you open your mind a little bit and realize how wrong you are.

lol there isn't one

first clue that u might be gay lol

is it more or are you umm fat? no offense just curious Maby it's way looking 

how the hell do you mistake a guy for a girl?

You chose your name perfectly.

That's just disturbing on so many levels...

thats an FHL, why does he look like a hot girl?!? u dont deserve anything :P

hahaha ur gay

i agree... when i saw that my first reaction was... EW

maybe he isn't straight.

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Ajjas013 6

*Kicks balls hard enough to cause a fabric in space* *Stares at black hole where balls used to be*

religious much?

Another perdix win! I think this one may be one of his best ever!

You're obviously attracted to him. Go bang him. Number 1 wins.

lol maybe you could check him out in the locker's ok to experiment ;)

bahahahaha I agree with #117.

MMM look at her fat rippling and those CHEEKS crashing together like a symphony of cymbals... OH WAIT, ITS A GUY ...must kill self.

could you not see anything through the spandex? =|

Ajjas013 6

Yeah, didn't you see his candies?

It was through the back, lol, what bulging gender characterists appear on your back?

Ajjas013 6

I think boobies are on the back.

Ajjas013 6

Pendatic, while you were out: Balls rolled down the hill.

maybe his candies were positioned in such a way that he had camel toe.

I'm guessing you didn't get her number? I mean his* :)

"Dude looks liek a lady!"

Ajjas013 6

That's what she said :)

You ruined it, well done.

That's what you said!

are you homosexual or something?

I would say no just because he's complaining about it being a dude. if op was a homosexual he'd be complaining about it actually being a chick