FML : Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme...

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Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Velian / Tuesday 9 December 2008 08:59 / France

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By cndrow | 0

#927 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:45

I am a woman, and I agree- women need to communicate (just as much as men). If she didn't want the massage (who in their right mind wouldn't want a massage from their man is beyond my comprehension but whatever..) she should've said 'thanks honey but I'd like to watch this before you do that' or something to that effect. Geez. Ungrateful b*tch.

By 0___0 | 9

#9190 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

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By Vic_Sage | 0

#465 - Saturday 7 February 2009 07:03

time for a divorce.

Caayouteepie | 0

#539508 - Friday 4 September 2009 10:16

why the hell is it time for a divorce?? sure it was stupid and bitchy of her to do that but i dont think he should take it to that extreme.

Demotivator | 2

#3254398 - Thursday 8 September 2011 12:32

C'mon op how is she supposed to dream about having sex with them when you keep touching her.

By huanita | 0

#516 - Saturday 7 February 2009 05:48

Then they never know why a mistress, why a divorce...

bballer55 | 0

#1002911 - Sunday 23 May 2010 03:55

this person fails how do u spell program wrong??

simplexalarms | 7

#1014604 - Tuesday 1 June 2010 05:34

it isnt spelt wrong

BeeHappy_fml | 0

#1320934 - Monday 30 August 2010 08:38

that's the British English spelling, you dolt.

jjessen | 20

#5522258 - Wednesday 5 June 2013 07:30

I lost quite a few IQ points reading this comment chain

By Melly_fml | 0

#560 - Saturday 7 February 2009 10:25

well if you don't say anything, why would he assume you didn't want it? Communication is key...

By cndrow | 0

#927 - Monday 9 February 2009 11:45

By Eir_fml | 0

#3173 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 02:29

thanks cndrow, some women expect men to know too much. :) Opposite genders don't really understand each other enough for that kind of thing, more often than not. Unfortunate, but true.

By 0___0 | 9

#9190 - Saturday 28 February 2009 10:25

Why is she watching T.V. when she has a loving husband for entertainment? ;)

By justjayit | 0

#20088 - Saturday 7 March 2009 09:32

Awww that's sucks! I personally think you were doing something really loving and I would've appreciated it, but I guess different woman are different about such things.