Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
I guess you scared the living crap outta the people near you, atleast I wouldv been scared.
Hearing nothing but complete silence and all the sudden hear a raging fart come out of nothing.
Sheer brilliance, this FML. Although it it would be almost impossible for anyone to know it was you unless you were standing in a significantly different spot than the rest of the group.
I'v seen an fml to contredict what you just suggested. The guy who tried to give the "wtf look" to a random person in the elevator got busted because the guy yelled back at him saying "It was this asshole!"
That was perfectly timed.