By fartmaster - 22/04/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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fhqwhgads94 0
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
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I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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clemsonfan92 0

hahahahaha!!!! and first!!!

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humorizer 14
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Hoof hearted?!

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washburn_fml 0

hahahaha that's awesome. if no one knew it was you for sure, then that's not an fml at all.

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gun7runner 5
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that's not a fml...that's just hilarious, unless you're a chick

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Bobby64 29
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Yeah, we all know it's funny if a guy farts, but disgusting if a "chick" does. >_>

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RadikulRam 16
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#3 It was a queef!

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Mars_bar123 0

that's just gross.

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aFMLaddict 0
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HAHAHAHAHAH I guess you scared the living crap outta the people near you, atleast I wouldv been scared. Hearing nothing but complete silence and all the sudden hear a raging fart come out of nothing.

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OleShammy 0
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Sheer brilliance, this FML. Although it it would be almost impossible for anyone to know it was you unless you were standing in a significantly different spot than the rest of the group.

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iMuffinKat 16
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-_- how? You must've been twelve when you wrote this comment.Everyone farts. Even you. Staying back and judging people who do doesn't make you cool.

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fhqwhgads94 0
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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vee_baby 0

im sure no one knew- if the lights were out. (; still, that's hilarious.. i'm sure people just thought you were trying to be a smart alleck about it.

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MYdykINyaAZZsss 0
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your life is great if you pulled it off without anybody knowing it was you lol

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FMLz92 0
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well at least it was dark.. good luck to anyone trying to prove it

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Sae_Ghelk 6
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Yes, standing in a spot seperated from the group with an embarrased look on your face. Who's gonna know?

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KallyKal 9

Agreed!

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cryssycakesx3 22

those people must have night vision if they were able to see him.

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earwaxisyummy 0
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LMFAO thank you for making my day :)

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jess_138 0

hahahahahahah you should've blamed looked at the person next to you with a what the fuck expression on your face

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blocparty 0
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I'v seen an fml to contredict what you just suggested. The guy who tried to give the "wtf look" to a random person in the elevator got busted because the guy yelled back at him saying "It was this asshole!"

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nativebacon 0
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#3, you're an asshole! But yeah, that's freaking funny!

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