Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
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TorturedXeno
| 27
There you have it! Motivation to get into better shape.
Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother.
Either way, FYL.
Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother.
Either way, FYL.
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queendeadjesters
| 2
She wasn't worth it anyway if she just left you there.
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Damian95
| 16
Well she did leave him breathless.
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gidgiddonihah
| 11
Agreed. It was pretty rotten to leave him behind. Definitely not worth it.
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omg36
| 7
Damn it. I loved 38s comment so much I tried to thumb it up, but thumbed it down. Sorry #38
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Damian95
| 16
I definitely forgive you! It was an honest mistake.
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Rainbow_sparkles
| 7
she ditched ya
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truesarrif
| 33
was he hallucinating that she disappeared or that she was there in the first place?
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zandalee
| 19
Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.
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Wowxoxo
| 17
Get in shape and stare at her ass!
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kee_breezy32
| 34
time to get in shape ! (;
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xlord
| 27
OP is in shape. Round is a shape ;)
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Donat96
| 20
She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.
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ZeroPath5
| 16
Time to work on that cardio! Remember, it's all about mentality!
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thatgirlincali
| 13
She's just trying to motivate you to get fit.
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Wizardo
| 33
Turn the next few months into a Rocky-esque training montage and meet up with her again, only this time you keep up and climb those stairs at the end like a champ!
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septembers_over_fml
| 3
Well atleast you got to see how ugly her personality is sooner rather then later.
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lspartz
| 6
Well there's one way to go on a first date with someone!
Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother.
Either way, FYL.