FML : Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over...

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 July 2013 16:13 / Netherlands

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By Donat96 | 20

#5567516 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:52

She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.

By TorturedXeno | 27

#5567509 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:51

There you have it! Motivation to get into better shape. Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother. Either way, FYL.

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By TorturedXeno | 27

#5567509 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:51

There you have it! Motivation to get into better shape. Or, she's just not a very good wingman and you shouldn't bother. Either way, FYL.

queendeadjesters | 2

#5567573 - Saturday 6 July 2013 03:14

She wasn't worth it anyway if she just left you there.

Damian95 | 16

#5567676 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:56

Well she did leave him breathless.

gidgiddonihah | 11

#5567898 - Saturday 6 July 2013 07:04

Agreed. It was pretty rotten to leave him behind. Definitely not worth it.

omg36 | 7

#5567968 - Saturday 6 July 2013 08:28

Damn it. I loved 38s comment so much I tried to thumb it up, but thumbed it down. Sorry #38

Damian95 | 16

#5568578 - Saturday 6 July 2013 09:37

I definitely forgive you! It was an honest mistake.

By Rainbow_sparkles | 7

#5567510 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:51

she ditched ya

truesarrif | 33

#5567631 - Saturday 6 July 2013 04:17

was he hallucinating that she disappeared or that she was there in the first place?

By zandalee | 19

#5567513 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:51

Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.

Wowxoxo | 17

#5568008 - Saturday 6 July 2013 09:14

Get in shape and stare at her ass!

By kee_breezy32 | 34

#5567514 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:51

time to get in shape ! (;

xlord | 27

#5567584 - Saturday 6 July 2013 03:25

OP is in shape. Round is a shape ;)

By Donat96 | 20

#5567516 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:52

She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.

By ZeroPath5 | 16

#5567521 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:53

Time to work on that cardio! Remember, it's all about mentality!

By thatgirlincali | 13

#5567524 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:54

She's just trying to motivate you to get fit.

By Wizardo | 33

#5567525 - Saturday 6 July 2013 02:54

Turn the next few months into a Rocky-esque training montage and meet up with her again, only this time you keep up and climb those stairs at the end like a champ!