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she ditched ya
was he hallucinating that she disappeared or that she was there in the first place?
Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.
time to get in shape ! (;
OP is in shape. Round is a shape ;)
Time to work on that cardio! Remember, it's all about mentality!
Well there's one way to go on a first date with someone!
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She probably saw you had low stamina and assumed it would probably be the same in the bedroom.
Get fit chasing her! Brilliant excuse to start running.