By okeythen - 30/06/2013 05:03 - United States - Orlando

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML
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Druu 53

He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.

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Wizardo 33

Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.

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brittyboo123 35

Wow, sorry that your husband is immature. Hopefully his friend won't go telling everyone.

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evilplatypus 38

Then there's the fact that it would confirm the rumor the husband is spreading.

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darryaz 9

"Easier than 1 plus 1"...... that's good I'll have to remember it.

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magnetoo 4

Technically, you could both be telling the truth.

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buckdharma 36

Let him overhear that you settled for him, and that 3+2=5.

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Neesalun 20

How can he be so disrespectful to you and your marriage?? That's really sad!

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rokolodo 10

Your husband is an idiot! Or his giving his friend the ok to pursue you. "Yeah, go ahead ask my wife out she's so easy" wtf, be careful.

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stanjohnson 11

Tell his friends that even though you had sex with your hubby before your wedding his dick was so small you were still a virgin on your honeymoon. Then ask for volunteers to show you what a real dick looks like. That should shut him up.

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