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Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..
I try so hard to avoid these, but it's people like you who drag me down.. Where the fuck is the sarcasm in your post, you incredible fucking moron? Does your tiny walnut of a brain even know what sarcasm is? I thought you were just going blind, but now I see that you're just a simple idiot trying to sound smart or cool or.. like anytging more than the waste of cells you are. Learn what sarcasm is before you try to cover up your lack of brain cells by crying "HERRPDURRDERP! DAT WAS SARCASUM! I R NOT AS STUPID AS I MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE BY NOT KNOWING WHAT SARCASUM IS HURRRR!"
"Just decided to throw this in: Too many people on here take shit way too seriously. You jump at the first sign of a mistake with insults. Way too many of you need to chill, maybe get yourselves a dealer and smoke one. Insults make you look petty, nothing more, and there's too many people like that on here." - from your profile, #53. While it does look like Stewman is trying to cover up his previous comment, you're not much better, the hypocrite that you are. Now then, where did you apply any part of your advice to your comment? definitely not the "need to chill" part- you just about exploded on the guy as if he stabbed your mother. If I had to point out a characteristic of yours from that comment, I would say you have extreme anger issues. (Not saying you actually do have any) Your comment is extremely insulting, highly condescending (on ridiculous levels) and you are most definitely being petty and jumped the poor sod. Did he read the FML wrong? seems like it, honest mistake. Did he try to cover it up? also likely. Stupid, but not really that bad, a lot of people do stupid things when they feel embarrassed. You should take your own advice. Also, here's another one for you - don't be a hypocrite.
^Did you read the first part of my post, where I said I hate doing that, blahblahblah? Yes? Okay, question answered. Not hypocrisy, a short-tempered day on finals week, which is why I included the first part. And added humor with the herpy end. Are we happy now? But I apologize for losing my temper once in a while. He deserved it, and a cactus, though. One thing I hate is people calling everything sarcasm. And The Simpsons is an extremely funny show, this coming from someone selective about humor, full of allegorical, philosophical objects and themes, as well as intelligent allusions. Family Guy is a bad show, though I continue to watch new episodes. I will always defend The Simpsons, especially considering what passes for television nowadays.
Simpsons was good when it first came out, but now it's pretty much terrible with all the original writers moving to Futerama (hilarious show, btw). nd you were being hypocritical btw, if you really did hate doing tht, you wouldn't have done it. But thats just my two cents.
yeah if anything her saying "no really" is like picking you up, when you reply, "um yeah that's my husband, and he rocks my friggin world every night" she will feel like an absolute turd because she couldn't get him. My girl always tells me that I'm so far out of her league, which I hate, because its like, eventually I might start believing her and seeing what else I can get out there.