Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML
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Today, I met my wife’s father, an alcoholic who'd abandoned her, for the first time. She now has to support him financially. The guy is a piece of shit, but after we left, she fucked me more vigorously than I thought possible. I’m planning to see this turd again, just for the benefit of my sex life. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with an old friend from college, who has totally turned into a hot MILF after marriage. Of course the date was pre-planned with some steamy sex at my place. However, last night her husband found out about her affair with her neighbour and now she can’t go out. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife and my buddy from work. They didn’t even stop. I just went to a motel to get drunk. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, I went back home for a visit after nearly 10 years. I met up with some old friends at a bar and had an amazing evening. Afterwards, two of the wives told me I’m never allowed to speak to, nor see their husbands again, since I slept with them in high school. This was years before they even met. FML
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
If while married I hope you mean your soon-to-be Ex-Wife and current ex-friend. Still, anal for a $5er? Even when single thats a cheap hoe.
BurnInDemonFire 35
While you were married? If so, he deserves a smack, and she needs to feel your wrath in another way.
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BurnInDemonFire 35
While you were married? If so, he deserves a smack, and she needs to feel your wrath in another way.
whiskey'swino 15
If while married I hope you mean your soon-to-be Ex-Wife and current ex-friend. Still, anal for a $5er? Even when single thats a cheap hoe.
BurnInDemonFire 35
A cheap ass hoe.
jobekka 20
the friend is pretty disgusting to agree to something like that, when the girl was so drunk. you're being a ********, they were both at fault.
Kameron Kriese 11
He wasn't being a dick head, since they "were both drunk". As OP didn't mention it, it's safe to assume this was before they were dating.
RichardPencil 30
Your wife owes you, big time. About $2.50, I’d say.
pugs 12
If he was the Loch Ness monster then it would be about three fiddy.
RichardPencil 30
Or she could sue him for stretching out her asshole.
Dave_Davington 33
This raises an extremely difficult and important question. Does this qualify as a shitty situation? I honestly don't know.
Phillycheeze 20
Sounds like the friend had it in for this guy...... he he he
sunnyray812 42
You sure you want to stay married to her? If she did that while you were together, that's definitely divorce-worthy. If you weren't, she still at one point in time ****** your friend and not only that; she did it anally for $5 in a public restroom. That's skanky behavior at its finest! Would you still want to be with her knowing that happened and it's now stuck in the back of your mind?
Phillycheeze 20
I agree... very skanky behavior.
Harm Varwijk 17
Why did this Comment received 4 down votes??
sunnyray812 42
Maybe because people are sensitive to **** shaming, but I don't support that.
Callyn 47
It's judgmental and sex-negative. If the wife wasn't with the husband at the time and had consensual sex, that's no one else's business. Even anal sex, even in a public place. As long as they aren't cheating (and I am defining cheating as sneaking around behind an exclusive partner(s) back), people should be able to have the sex that they want to have.
Kameron Kriese 11
There wasn't any consent. They were both drunk. It's actually called statutory rape in a legal case.
Zebediabolical 43
...they were both drunk. So who statutorily raped who?
sunnyray812 42
Doing it for money is prostitution which is illegal in many places. Plus, she did it with one of his friends. Many people don't want a partner that their friend had previously ******. It causes issues, and it's gross.
Callyn 47
Anyone who can't have a relationship with someone who a friend of theirs has had sex with has issues. Most of the relationships I've had have been with people who have been with my friends and it's no big deal. So what, my buddy has seen her naked, if it's not going on now it doesn't matter. I don't know that I've ever met an adult who couldn't deal with that. Yes, the prostitution is likely illegal (not familiar with British sex law), but it's a victimless crime. If the OP wasn't in a relationship with his wife at that point then any negative reaction to this is on OP.
sunnyray812 42
Sorry that not all of us like sharing with our friends. 😷
mssileas 25
The law is not always morally right, you know. Making prostitution illegal is actually a perfect example for that - because where I live it's very much legal, sex workers are being registered, they pay taxes, in return they get free health check-ups. Prostitution will always exist, whether you like it or not. But you can give sex workers the opportunity to exist in a manner that's as safe and independent as possible, or you can open the gates towards illegal prostitution that often goes hand in hand with gross exploitation of sex workers putting them at a much greater risk of STDs or being the victims of all kinds of abuse. So who exactly is that law protecting? Except for the feelings of some conservatives who think you can just forbid things out of existence of course.
Itsbeenalong 5
Firstly that was no accident that he told you. Secondly is it an FML because she charged you 10? Or is it because you now know why she keeps 'finding' fivers everytime she's out?
Itsbeenalong 5
She was just wanting to preserve her virginity for her husband. You got lucky!
TxKitten79 10
If you weren't together yet, so what. Almost everyone has had past relationships prior to getting married. If you were together at the time, then a conversation needs to be had.
RichardPencil 30
So, how much is she charging you for anal? I hope you get the family discount and get up her poop chute for $4.50 or so.
onceuponatime456 16
That was NOT an accident! Most likely a lie, too!