Miscellaneous: Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

Damn. Listerine, buddy.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:31

That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:31

That sounds gross OP. It's quite disrespectful too. I hope he got what he deserved. Hope your okay OP.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:37

You're*

Ramos808 29

Sunday 10 January 2016 1:44

You know you can edit your comments, right? Or did you realize your mistake after the designated time for editing was over?

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Sunday 10 January 2016 4:19

He didn't realize until after the time limit. The limit is 2 minutes, he posted the second comment minutes after the first

gobiteme2 34

Sunday 10 January 2016 5:21

Do you mean an ass whipping.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 9:37

#15 I didn't edit the comment as the time was run out before I realised my mistake.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:31

That sounds appetizing

firefighter925 18

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:43

Yuuummmmaaayyyyy

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Sunday 10 January 2016 5:54

Just like Jim Carrey

Lalala579121 27

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Sunday 10 January 2016 7:59

I'm sure there are people who would pay an arm and a leg for action like that.

ceciliebossow 26

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

I hope you have some mouthwash laying around. Preferably a litre of it! Hope you're alright, OP.

moodyreallyrocks 27

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

Hope you're doing well OP..

omgcyndaquil 23

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

Damn. Listerine, buddy.

sumi90 12

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

*cringing*

LifelessStars 22

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:34

Hopefully you showed them what a knuckle sandwich taste like. Sorry that happened to you OP.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:36

Oof. Hope you don't get warts. That would be horrible, especially inside your mouth...

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Sunday 10 January 2016 0:41

It's bad enough to be kicked in the face by someone's foot...let alone know what that dirty foot tastes like. I hope it didn't hurt much and that you had mouth wash handy.

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Sunday 10 January 2016 1:18

Next time bite the hand that feets you.

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