Love: Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be...

By okeythen - 30/06/2013 05:03 - United States - Orlando

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

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By wtf - 31/07/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Hate the player, hate the game

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:00

Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Fate, up against your will

By feel so dirty - 11/01/2018 09:00

Today, I asked my husband when he first knew he loved me. He replied, totally honestly, that I was the easiest girl he'd ever managed to talk into a one-night stand, only instead of doing the walk of shame the next morning, I stayed so long we ended up married with kids. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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Druu 53

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:10

He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.

Wizardo 33

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:11

Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.

Comments

jamnglamgirlie 17

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:38

What the **** is wrong with him?

peachfuzz74 8

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:44

Fake men will always talk shit about their woman to their friends or other women they are after.

djinnyf 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 21:55

What i'm thinking is : why??!!

chezgigi 7

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:11

He is trying to look 'manly' in front of his friend. It would have looked more manly to 1) not talk about any woman that way; and 2) if he had to talk this way, it would have made him look better if you were hard-to-get, but gave it up 'just for him'.

Mightytall 35

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:44

Maybe he is secretly asking for a swift kick in the crown jewels...

maninpurple 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:45

I think he would not have married you if he thought that way about you. So maybe, just maybe, he did not mean it a bad way. Maybe he was trying to make his friend envy him by saying you put out easily. Sometimes guys love to brag about their girl when they are talking to their friends. It is cool when your wife or girlfriend is slutty with you (just you of course).

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 22:47

Was he bragging? I don't understand even if he was bragging why he would say such a mean thing about his wife? Its like "yeah, she was a nasty ***** when I met her, but I finally made an honest woman outta that ho." Like....is he thinking his friend would be so proud? You need to confront him about it.