By okeythen - 30/06/2013 05:03 - United States - Orlando

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML
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Druu 53

He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.

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Wizardo 33

Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.

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happyhead123 16

Maybe he was just really bad at math.

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Wow... What a nasty thing to say. I would have made a spectacle out of him. I would have marched strait up to him and said "what did you just say? No, go on, repeat what you just said". You can guarantee that based on his reaction of being confronted infront of someone, he will probably stammer and try and bullshit his way out of it. Then I would have said to the friend "even though its none of your beeswax, I was a virgin on my wedding night... But now looking back on how it was, I kinda wish I wasn't". And then I would have walked off.

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wawa_sxm 15

This is a mans conversation women can't understand....would a woman tell her friends "my husband was a nerd no one talk to him and i was despereate"? While all her friends bragging about their cool husbands? No she is going to say my man had so many women around him i had to fight them off and make it known that he is mine......basically he said the male version of that, no man wants to be that guy waiting for sex till marriage, your friends will make fun of you....same as if he said she was a virgin when they got married his friends will make fun of him so he presented her as a bad ass b. Its poor taste but the wife should know who she married and be happy she is not the lame one in front of friends

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Sheh_fml 25

Confront him about it. Spreading lies and rumours about someone is both immature and a sign of lacking respect. Even if he in some weird way he was just trying to "impress the guys", he should grow a personality instead of using you and your reputation as currency to pay for their company.

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Whydoucare24 8

Wow smh kick him is ball's and tell him it's just u and your hand tonight!!!

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jennycoral 12

I'm sorry OP but I couldn't help but laugh at this one! Talk it out don't be too serious about it!!!

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MrItalia 18

How's about telling him to hop on is car and sleep at he's mothers house and find yourself someone who respects you

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Whydoucare24 8

You go girl!!!!

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catharsis5 9

As someone who lives in the US, I don't understand what OP's husband would gain from making OP look like a ****. Is he trying to say that he's such a good man that he reformed her? Cause if I hear that from one of my guy friends my thoughts would be "Dude, you're an idiot. She's cheating on you."

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Sheh_fml 25

I, being far to nosy, would love to hear what happens next...

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