Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML
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Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, I met an old friend, who accidentally revealed he once met my wife in a club. They were both drunk and she let him have anal sex with her for a fiver in a club toilet. FML
Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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Druu 53
He's sleeping on the couch tonight. Foregone conclusion. Easier than 1+1.
Wizardo 33
Seems like he was trying to act like a big boy in front of his friends, tell his mother and then see what happens, prick.
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Omniprism 14
Maybe he thought he was bragging. Or maybe he thought that because of some awful rumors. I would talk to him and not let him off the hook till he explains himself fully. Ps I've been part of the rumor mill myself. Lots of people have.
MzZombicidal 36
While I agree with not letting him off the hook without an explanation, I'm a bit concerned as to how he could have believed such a rumor if he was the one who took her virginity?
bre130 5
I would certainly confront him on what you overheard and ask him to clear the air. If what you say is true he owes you that much.
maximus_prime 24
Maybe he had you confused with someone else and he married the wrong woman.
venus89 17
Counseling on line 2 needed
graceinsheepwear 33
Maybe he was trying to look like he did a good deed by making an honest woman out of a "*****." Our maybe he is trying to say that once you got a taste of him you could leave all those others behind. Lousy either way.
gaki_fml 8
Obviously your husband is trying way too hard. Hopefully his good points outweigh his need to impress his friends
MzZombicidal 36
#2, Not everyone wants to retaliate with pettiness. I'd like to think that since she's a grown woman in a marriage, she might want to handle the situation with a bit more maturity. Not much can be solved when both parties are doing the exact same thing to each other.
websphere69 27
there really is no good upside to telling anyone that you married a "*****", so maybe he just really that stupid/ignorant!
slimkelsey 17
One word....Asshole.
thewife5 19
Wow.. Where did that come from? I would of jumped right into that conversation