On a leash

By thanks sis - 29/08/2020 10:52 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 873

You deserved it 175

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Let's do this again!

By wow - 27/11/2019 05:00 - United States - Portland

Today, for the first time in months, my best friend agreed to hang out with me. After waiting, three hours for him to show up, I called to see what was taking him so long. He told me he couldn't come because he needed to get a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 957

You deserved it 201

Control freak

By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 13:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, after over a month of planning, my friend had to cancel her first night out in over a year. Why? Because her "perfect" fiancé didn't want to, and started sulking when she tried to, so decided to put off letting her go out for a few more months. Apparently, it's my fault this happens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 622

You deserved it 147

With friends like these…

By dreadedmafia86 - 12/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 071

You deserved it 2 483

Please leave

By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 936

You deserved it 165

By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 637

You deserved it 1 289

By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 994

You deserved it 955

By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 813

You deserved it 589

By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 501

You deserved it 70 808

Just BFF things

By slumber party for two - 06/08/2020 08:02

Today, my best friend came to visit from out of state. We had lunch, painted our nails and fell asleep sipping wine and watching movies. It was a perfect girl’s day. My boyfriend is now irrationally angry, because according to him it’s not fair that I can have a girl sleep over and he can’t. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 777

You deserved it 450

By supergingerr11 - 09/07/2011 05:55 - United States

Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 546

You deserved it 3 057

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 29 August 2020 21:06

Sounds like you need to make plans with some other, less inconsiderate, friends.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 29 August 2020 23:11

I'd have waited fifteen minutes then either enjoyed myself or done something else. She's a shit friend. Unless they rarely have a moment alone for sex.

Comments

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 29 August 2020 21:06

Sounds like you need to make plans with some other, less inconsiderate, friends.

Rusty Armstrong 13

Saturday 29 August 2020 23:01

at least you got to spend 2 hours at a beer garden

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 29 August 2020 23:11

I'd have waited fifteen minutes then either enjoyed myself or done something else. She's a shit friend. Unless they rarely have a moment alone for sex.

anyone_alive 1

Sunday 30 August 2020 1:10

same thing happens to me man felt that

Slim87R 7

Sunday 30 August 2020 2:32

Sex doesn't take that long. Sounds like she didn't want to go and was using that as an excuse.

szy 7

Sunday 30 August 2020 22:28

Or she was using OP as an excuse - she tells the boyfrind she's with OP, tells OP she's with the boyfriend and spends the time with someone else, her lover maybe.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 August 2020 4:50

She probably used that as an excuse to shop for an hour and 50 minutes.

samomaha 17

Sunday 30 August 2020 17:54

This one is on you, OP. I would never wait for anyone for two hours. After 15 minutes, I will givethem a call to see what's going on. They should either be on their way and meeting me within another 15 minutes or so, or else have some kind of unexpected issue which is preventing them from going at all. Either way, they should have called to let me know, as it only takes literally 1 minute to do so.