He's saying he has no balls.

Not literally, though

Your girlfriend sounds like an awful person. Like a terrible human being. Sigh :(

No worries, the man to clarify is here. So, this one day, a girfriend was taken by his anniversary to a wonderful restroom. When the dinner left the table to get an AWOL, the the restaurant across the wallet swiped OP's gonads, and the boyfriend got to eat his taco after all. I hope that answers anyones questions.

Yup. Dump her ass right now. Or don't you have the balls for that too OP?

I wonder what that poor guy did, I mean you were at a nice restaurant and I assume he had already ordered and eaten or was in the process of eating. Then he finds out he can't pay for the meal because some bitch and her boyfriend stole his wallet.

You gotta keep your pimp hand strong and teach that bitch what's right and wrong

You need to man up homeboy.

Im going out on a limb here, but im guessing that he worked hard for his money and u should be a good person and make ur girlfriend return it, and of u ever breakup I suggest u horde all valuable things, just in case:-P !

*hide, ps **** you autocorrect!!!

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If the FML was written from the point of view of the robbed guy, everyone would say YDI for leaving your wallet on the table.

And this would be me :O

This is the best comment ever!

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The FML moderators are f****** epic!

*creeper voice* I still can't see your profile 113.

why? he's stupid enough to leave his wallet on the table, it should be stolen!

103- I thumbed your comment down just because of your profile name.

Yeah OP. **** YOUR life, because this is so hard for YOU.

I logged in just to thumb #57 up.

Is no one else wondering why he even left his wallet on the table in the first place???? She was wrong but from his point of view, he deserved it!

"I suggest u horde all valuable things." FOR THE HORDE! /trollface

My earlier commet goes to 103 and 106 if you give a f.ck :)

hahahaha

223 - nope.

i cant figure out how to thumbs down this but i would

#73 the Man didn't do anything wrong except for not returning it, the girlfriend is the one who stole it.

Hehe why not say it in english :)

Man, If there is one thing that I've learned in life, it's to stand up for what you know and believe to be right. I'm sure you'll do the right thing next time dude.

Her morals are FUBAR.

Def Awk! (definately awkward)

What's the point of writing the "short form" (which is stupid anyway) if you are going to write it out fully as well?

Bitches be crazy...dudes be *******. I believe that sums up this story.

129- Because "Def Awk" sounds like "Dafuq". Geddit?

I thought it was 'the ****'.. Ehh what do i know..

Comment of the year.

What does Google mean? Where am I? Who are you people?

Gonads are testicles and AWOL is a military term which stands for "absent without official leave."

poor Bunny! Goggle is amazing for such questions, but because I'm feeling nice... Gonads= a term to describe courage/guts/balls, etc. AWOL= away without leave.

It's like balls and "TF"

What the hell is going on?

Sorry about repeating what everyone above me practically said (minus the Goggle instead of Google part). *Walks away in Shame*

Thanks

Angry Walruses Outside Louisiana. gonads is a hipster term for a napkin

Close, but it's Americen Whales Over Loads. You were right on the Napkins though.

Americen...?

American.... Sorry

Annoying Women Out Looting

Amazing Orange Weenis Lickers.

86 - So close! :p

Amazing waffles on leashes. At least I tried!! Don't thumb me down ):

anacondas with ovary leeches.

Alien Wieners Outside London

Angry Weevils Often Lush

Why are u on fml if u don't know those 2 kindergarten terms? -.-

Why r u on FML if u cnt even type full wrds??1

McMan, some people aren't actually from America, you know. You people don't cover half the world like you think. And I don't care if I get thumbed down.

What was the purpose of that comment?

gonads means wallet and awol means was stolen by some skanky bitch

*thumbs down*

OH I thought it meant, like, his nuts were going crazy. I was like, did you soil yourself? Bahaha! Okay I get it now.

What a kleptomaniac ho. YDI ya shoulda called her out on it. You need to drop that girl.

Gonads, balls, sack, English tea bags, nuts, jelly beans- now I've heard them all.

Testicles

Don't forget nads and nards, short for gonads.

5, They deserve more than just our mockery. This idiot is pathetic, and I can't imagine a situation where anyone would vote FYL. The least this moron could do is take the time to get his head out of his ass, use the ID in the wallet to contact the guy and return it to him - with the money still inside. This would of course be following a really long argument with your girlfriend on how much of a colossal twat she is, and threatening to call the police if she doesn't let you return it, before walking out on her pathetic ass and never looking back. The fact that you used the words "my girlfriend" in this FML tells me you really are the worlds biggest sucker.

I wish I could thumbs up #206 a million times. My thoughts exactly. Them I'd hide my valuables.

Best comment I have seen in a while.

Let's just hope his sense of humor isn't MIA

Haha lmao!

Makes me think, if she can do that to some poor stranger, You should wonder about the things she might be doing to you.

162- it's easier to hurt someone you don't know then someone you do.

169-It's quite the opposite

Or a bigger ********.

44 - Ew?

I blame it on global warming, the economy, China, Obama, Romney, and the fact that 12/21/12 is near.

..what's YDI

You deserved it. Try google next time?

I thought YDI stood for Your Dumb Indeed. You just mind ****** me.

You're* ... Who's the dumb one?