H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Wintersdrew 1
you all make it sound like its a bad thing that she asked her husband first. part of a healthy relationship is asking for opinions and stuff like that. i asked my girl before i got my tattoos and she asked me before she got her piercings. really its not that big of a deal
DeadHeadHunt3r 3
did you want a tattoo in your Butthole?
1334_fml 0
I know what she did to get the tattoo, but every time I see this FML, I can't help but think about Ace Ventura. XD
Kface_stain 0
her hubby prob has to pay for it....hence the negotiation.
magikarpman 0
cuz she's a dumb bitch
DrumsLoveMe 0
umm don't think you even need that tattoo. and everybody saying "don't let him control you!" is being dumb. he might be being smart and saving money instead of wasting money on a tattoo. YDI
sweetalicious 1
tattoos are kinda trashy, no offense. unless they're the really small kind, then they're ok :)
raauul_4 5
I'm sure the negotiations went well? ;)
madalynn 11
what?
viciousgrin 5
Was the tat an "exit only" sign on your ass? XD lol