H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Comments (213)
simsimma88 0
Lol? Why would you have to ask anyone for permission to get a tattoo on YOUR body?
alex_shtuchka 0
Os'n it called prostitution?
TheBigHater 2
Lol ur husband knows how to negotiate
baden18830 5
doubt it has to do with money. prob more to do with she should only b trying to look good for him, and if he correctly thinks that tattoos are ugly, she should consider who is the only person she is trying to attract. my gf used that logic on me when I wanted to get one, and I'm glad she did bc now that I'm not a dumb 18 year old, I still don't look like a tool
White_Knightspc 0
Your an awesome wife. Enough said!
Irakli_1 27
and your problem is???
nevershoutrun 0
Oh man.
shinshoku13 19
Get ur damn tattoo your husband cant tell you what to do and if he tries hes obviously not worth your time
KristenWallen 0
Anal, huh? Smart woman.
rjp1811 0
PLEEEEEEASE tell me he finished where the new tat is going???? TRAMP STAMP