H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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AwesomeSkySky 1
I hope you mean anal and not talking through it lol
cudi27 5
Youre obviously a dirty *****
sugarbear0727 19
Whats the big deal? I've had to make negotiations with my bf about getting my lip pierced. Its something he absolutely hates, but I wont budge on it. We agreed that I could get it, but if and when we get engaged/married, I take it out. Thats perfectly fine by me. She isnt stupid, and he isnt controlling. If you're married you HAVE to discuss permanent things like that with your spouse.
sugarbear0727 19
316 I'm guessing you've never tried anal. Its not about guys tricking girls. It feels good. A hell of a lot tighter than any ******. The tighter the hole, the better it feels to guys. Some girls can handle it, some can't.
youknowimright 5
It's prob a tramp stamp.
chuckcloninger 12
Good God! I'm really hoping that I don't understand this one. I guess if it means what I think it means I would have to say You Deserve It just for being the kind of person you are. Tattoos over dignity right?
wewe20 9
So...he can tell you what you can and can't do with your body? Okay.
SaySayGurl 10
You have to ask him if you can get s tatoo? Sucks.
Harle 24
OUCH.
newburton13 26
He's your husband, not your father. You don't need permission.