latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
whatarethisss
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
smarterthanmymum
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Comments (143)
newburton13 26
Pain is a wonderful teacher. Keep that in mind.
Nohman 14
It's not?
sarahadlina 14
And how old is he??
perdix 31
You should have shut up and let nature take it's course. Maybe your new sister will be a little wiser after the "accident."
mattstefanick 6
lol
jrock9093 18
Electrocution comes to mind but most of all that's were we put our toast garbage now how wants to have any thing toasted on a stick
Sinkreius 4
Why did you stop him? If he wasn't meant to reproduce, then he wasn't meant to reproduce.
awsamb 8
My dad had to do the same for me
davek 36
Unless he's a little kid maybe Darwinism should be allowed to take its course.
peacejunior 12
Maybe he likes it roasted.