By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
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xeno666 11

Let him figure out if it's a good idea or not...

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Sorry to say that, OP, but I really hope your brother is a small child. If he is a grown man, he is very immature to do that kind of thing. It is immature even for a teenager, actually.

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your_ma 27

Why in the name of **** did he want to put his dick in the toaster?!

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vegas_jose 18

Idiots like your brother don't deserve the ability to reproduce. You should have let him go through with it.

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shutupmichaela 18

that's a conversation I'd love to hear. "You can't stick your dick in a toaster, Derp!" "But why?"

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ForXToday 17

This generation makes me lose faith in humanity.

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KeannaLove 32

How do you know it's this generation? It could easily be some 40 year old dude living in his moms basement and who likes to get it on with the hot box. Stupidity has no age limits.

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WhiteCrimson 23

That's just damn weird! Many he is trying to add some color to his prick. Self tanning dude!!!! OP I feel sorry for you. Seems like spot of us are surrounded by idiots every second of the day.

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asherm 15

Hope he's using "protection", when tanning. SPF 30+. I'm sure weird dude doesn't want melanoma on Mr Winkie. Then again, probably better if he loses ability to breed

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Laxinitup 18

Hmm sounds like a shocking new fetish. Even when it fails who doesn't like smoked sausage?

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