By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

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tantanpanda 26

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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couchcat 25

I'd beat his ass and call the police. No one messes with my beauty sleep.

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brookenicolee29 27

I see some therapy in your brothers future..

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caleb_ohs 8

You mean in hers. Right?

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tbro47 23

Not sure how much therapy will help someone trying to set their sibling on fire, but couldn't hurt I guess. Time to make sure the smoke detectors in the room work

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tantanpanda 26

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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xleanne_aLly 23

Nopee I bet theyre in a prank war. OP if you're reading this and I'm right. Either wave the white flag now. Your brother goes to hard trying to top your last prank. OR next time he's playing COD with his head phones in. You can set off some fire crackers behind him. Or slip hot sauce in his food. Check out prank vs prank. Some pretty good pay back ideas

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ArturoRamirez 16

Warm and toasty enough to burn him alive and kill him.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Home made cremation at its finest...

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Thinkitthrough 23

Well I guess you know not to anger him anymore. Or you could get him help. This really depends on his age.

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trippygit 11

Hmm today i'll set my brother on fire for a laugh. Said no one ever

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Awesomeaxel 24

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

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Kramer1998 20

No, just no, we don't sacrifice humans anymore you pagan

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Lustig_Junge 16

You should probably alert your parents so they can deal with this and get help. You don't want him to become a future arsonist/killer.

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