By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 934
You deserved it 2 838

Same thing different taste

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Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

tantanpanda 26

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

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I'd beat his ass and call the police. No one messes with my beauty sleep.

I see some therapy in your brothers future..

caleb_ohs 8

Not sure how much therapy will help someone trying to set their sibling on fire, but couldn't hurt I guess. Time to make sure the smoke detectors in the room work

tantanpanda 26

He must really want you to be warm and toasty :)

Nopee I bet theyre in a prank war. OP if you're reading this and I'm right. Either wave the white flag now. Your brother goes to hard trying to top your last prank. OR next time he's playing COD with his head phones in. You can set off some fire crackers behind him. Or slip hot sauce in his food. Check out prank vs prank. Some pretty good pay back ideas

Warm and toasty enough to burn him alive and kill him.

incoherentrmblr 21

Home made cremation at its finest...

Thinkitthrough 23

Well I guess you know not to anger him anymore. Or you could get him help. This really depends on his age.

Hmm today i'll set my brother on fire for a laugh. Said no one ever

Calm down. He was just performing the sacrificial ritual.

You should probably alert your parents so they can deal with this and get help. You don't want him to become a future arsonist/killer.