Idk but I don't think that he did...

my guess is no 1

..But he vomited his guts all over OP's clothes.

To me it seems like he did it on purpose, maybe it's a sign to get new clothes?

You know, I get the feeling the kid was way too sick to re-wash laundry. I can't imagine anyone would push a completely stranger out of the way and vomit on their clothing on purpose. He might have been having a real medical emergency. It definitely sucks that your clothes got thrown up on OP, but hopefully the guy was okay at the end of the day too!

Hey 52- people can be dicks even when sick. Not saying he was but it's definitely possible.

Well, the kid could have been me from last night. I don't remember it, but my friends said I did it after a good night out. After a hard break up.

Today, I entered the laundromat with the need to throw up. I did so in some nice clothes. The owner then made me wash them for her. FML

How does that make sense?

I feel equally bad for the original poster and the kid that puked. I can't control my puke and I've puked some pretty random places. However, if I ruined someone's possessions, I would offer them money to have it cleaned up. (I'd like to say I would clean it myself but once I start puking, I can't stop. And, no, I don't puke from drinking too much. I have an actuall illness that makes me puke often.)

OP would have to move clothes covered with someone else's vomit from the dryer to the washer. It's completely unsanitary, and I doubt the kid stuck around long enough to move the clothes himself. Then OP would have to spend several dollars more trying to get the clothes clean again, all while worrying something similar might happen.

Yeah after a few bucketfuls of stress tears fall..

^so overused, especially in the rarest circumstances -.-

11-I'm pretty sure they are kdding

True, but the poor kid must've felt awful if he was throwing up his guts all over OP, F both their L's :P

It was ironic? I didn't even notice....

How is it ironic..?

I'm pretty sure every one of your comments that I have read have been buried.... You should take that as a sign.

Cleaning vomity clothes with a vomity child's face wouldn't help much.

That's not when you clean them. That's when you beat a motherfucker. Shall we say mop his ass up?

7 - touché

Burn the child!

More like bastardly

All the more reason to save up and get a washer and dryer of ur own, lol

That and large men in a wife beatter and booty shorts.

"I have never heard good things about laundromats." Rightly so. I hate doing my laundry there. Even in the winter they somehow manage to be sweltering. But this FML sounds like the laundromat experience from hell. That's just more hours of waiting and folding.