By cuntsmom - 24/09/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?

#22 they got it, it's just not very funny


I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?

C u next Tuesday

I'm assuming nobody's gets this comment.. okay look at the first letter of each word and see what it spells. there ya go

Cannot understand normal thinking. It's a gender affliction.

#22 they got it, it's just not very funny

Humor has to be related in some way to the subject. It's sad how many FML users don't understand that simple concept.

The fact that she thought she should explain it was hilarious, actually.

And somewhat degrading. I've already accepted one person's white gloved slap in the face. Let's make it two. Challenge accepted. Pistols at ten after dawn.

coolboy675 16

Time to spank that cunt, by which I mean your niece. No six year old should be learning that word yet.

feldco1 17

Surprised that your niece would think that was a good idea.

ThatFancyPenn 18

#5, I've noticed that all if not most of your comments today have 15+ down votes. Today just isn't your day. I'd stop.

MrBoredomioo 18

And I'd stop using that dog

I think it's cute, 46. Keep using it (:

Should talk to her parents about what she did.

Mr25_fml 14

That's not the smartest thing she's done, to say the least

And how would you know?

She has a great story to share later in her life, at family reunions!

I'd feel like back handing that 15 year old. Just tell your daughter it's a bad word I guess? :(

A similiar thing happened to my cousin and when we told her it was a bad word, it became her word of the day. -_-

May I suggest a cunt punt vs a back hand.:P

juststephhere 23

That's so cute! Just wait til she writes her name for school.

Her and my ex have this in common.

Am I the only one that hears the Mickey Mouse song? C-U-N-T-H-E-R-I-N-E?