Today, my niece, who is fifteen, convinced my six-year-old daughter that her name is spelled C-U-N-T, and just pronounced as Catherine. FML
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Today, my seven-year-old niece gave me a birthday card. Only she'd spelled my name as ‘Jenny.’ When I told her it was spelled with an i instead of a y, she cried. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML
Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
Today, my five year-old niece thought that it would be acceptable to carve her artwork all over our toilet seat. FML
Today, my 10-year-old niece asked me how to spell "embarrassing." I confidently spelled it out. She giggled and said, "No, that's wrong." She was right, and to make matters a tad ironic, I'd just finished bragging about winning a spelling bee back in middle school. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML
Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
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chris_42 11
I take it you're not a fan of Cuntherine then?
zandalee 19
C u next Tuesday
missrebecca3 8
I'm assuming nobody's gets this comment.. okay look at the first letter of each word and see what it spells. there ya go
patrickalamo 47
Cannot understand normal thinking. It's a gender affliction.
silvercamaro 22
#22 they got it, it's just not very funny
9echo 17
Humor has to be related in some way to the subject. It's sad how many FML users don't understand that simple concept.
naya_bingi 11
The fact that she thought she should explain it was hilarious, actually.
Axipiter 24
And somewhat degrading. I've already accepted one person's white gloved slap in the face. Let's make it two. Challenge accepted. Pistols at ten after dawn.
coolboy675 16
Time to spank that ****, by which I mean your niece. No six year old should be learning that word yet.
feldco1 17
Surprised that your niece would think that was a good idea.
ThatFancyPenn 18
#5, I've noticed that all if not most of your comments today have 15+ down votes. Today just isn't your day. I'd stop.
MrBoredomioo 18
And I'd stop using that dog
botanistjessica 24
I think it's cute, 46. Keep using it (:
teresa96706 29
Should talk to her parents about what she did.
Mr25_fml 14
That's not the smartest thing she's done, to say the least
botanistjessica 24
And how would you know?
TiroC 25
She has a great story to share later in her life, at family reunions!
azwethinkweiz87 11
I'd feel like back handing that 15 year old. Just tell your daughter it's a bad word I guess? :(
cna1216 15
A similiar thing happened to my cousin and when we told her it was a bad word, it became her word of the day. -_-
Enslaved 36
May I suggest a **** punt vs a back hand.:P
juststephhere 23
That's so cute! Just wait til she writes her name for school.
fckgravity 4
Her and my ex have this in common.
mcknjack 14
Am I the only one that hears the Mickey Mouse song? C-U-N-T-H-E-R-I-N-E?
ohSNAPyall 26
Yep.