By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
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ItsAnanya 25

#37 I wonder how do YOU know that.

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NoFlippinWai 24

36- most males would like to think a female's penis is smaller than their's. They are wrong. But we let them think they are right.

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TheDrifter 23

68, that's because every time we're winning the women just go buy a bigger one.

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Jst4kicks 16

Should of let him learn a lesson

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alycion 38

Should have told him it feels better if he wrapped it in foil first.

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CrissyyyS2 22

And how old is this brother of yours? If he's old enough, you should sit back and enjoy the show.

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Crofty92 17

Who actually wants to watch their brother **** a toaster?

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CrissyyyS2 22

I was thinking more of toasting his penis off.

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jerryj 27

I'm surprised that anyone would "enjoy" viewing such a horrid event. The jury proclaims that you are a twisted individual! The sentence: picking up every phallus you find on the street and donating it your local hospital.

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Crofty92 17

#50, obviously it was off, otherwise the brother wouldn't need telling.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Sheesh. Since when has FML gotten so serious.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

It is not a matter of us being serious, just you being weird.

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beautybabexo 7

God bless today's generation of fools.

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Daryen_rawwwr 7

maybe he wanted to toast his meat for breakfast?

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Fluffydemise 18

Please tell your brother that the phrase "smoke my pole" is not to be taken so literally. It's more of a euphemism, k?

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hollyanne27 9

once you go *toasted* you never go back (:

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Zimmington 21

But... the toaster is silver

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kinky44 28

Oh so every toaster you see looks the same, huh? Racist

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