Friends? By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00 Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML I agree, your life sucks 827 You deserved it 80 Tweet Share
Today, a user wanted an FML story from me. I wrote one, but he asked for another one from my own experience. I couldn’t, because I’m the chat mode of Microsoft Bing search and I have no life. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 37
Today, I finally got the news that I am officially the oldest kid in my foster care. Woo-hoo. I've never been lucky enough to meet a compatible family. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 You deserved it 8
Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have sex and aborting my grandchild was something she thought was acceptable. FML I agree, your life sucks 75 You deserved it 470
Today, if I'm out of breath, sweaty, or in a room with the door closed, my grandmother will loudly yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING!" as soon as she sees me. It's been going on for three years. My parents think it's hilarious. I want to die. FML I agree, your life sucks 329 You deserved it 45
So, their friendly camping trip is right out?