pariah13

About Pariah13

I hate long walks on the beach. Too much sand. I hate bad grammar. I guess you could call me a grammar Nazi. I hate the sunset. Sunrise on the otherhand...

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Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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By Girl123999 - / Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:07 / United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By c.m.g. / Wednesday 27 April 2011 10:50 /

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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By cantstoplaughing - / Wednesday 6 October 2010 04:32 / United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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