Miscellaneous: Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying...

By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 08:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML

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TacticalBacon 10

Monday 18 January 2016 0:15

At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...

oathkeeper99 31

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:17

To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.

annoyedperson 25

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:08

Being pregnant is a difficult situation especially with the crazy hormones

coolhandmartin 15

Monday 18 January 2016 0:12

Yeah... That sucks... Sorry op

rocker_chick105 31

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Monday 18 January 2016 4:20

So insightful.

abbyade 21

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:14

I don't know why I found this funny. Sorry OP. Pregnancy hormonal stories are cute and funny

TacticalBacon 10

Monday 18 January 2016 0:15

At least someone is getting some pussy tonight...

PiggSnaps 11

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:15

Maybe you smell really 'fishy' because your expecting and your cat is like Garfield... You know, hates fish but loves lasagna....Food for thought....

FelicityWishes 32

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:17

That betrayal though.

oathkeeper99 31

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:17

To be honest, I get upset when my cat sits on my boyfriend's lap instead of mine too. It's like being rejected by your child.

Vitani_Verci 24

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Monday 18 January 2016 5:44

The fact that your icon is a cat makes this comment so much better...

oathkeeper99 31

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Monday 18 January 2016 23:15

That just so happens to be the very cat that prefers my boyfriend's lap to mine!

Symphoniaes 32

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:18

I am pregnant also and I can confirm this... I cry so many times a day over silly things, and then I cry over the fact that I'm crying do often. ._.

okaydisarray 17

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Monday 18 January 2016 5:03

Seriously. When I was pregnant I cried because my husband made me a ham sandwich...

ghetto_child 19

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:28

Dear crazy ass hormones, F*** you!!!

MrScootyPuffSr 16

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Monday 18 January 2016 0:38

That bastard! Doesn't matter which one, I'm just pissed with you! You're not alone!

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