Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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judo_butterfly 0
There are pills you can take for that. Ask your doctor. I was only on them for roughly 3 months and I never have accidents anymore - that was a year and a half ago.
SecsNoises 6
People are confusing juvenile betwetting with adult bedwetting... 2 separate things. Isn't there some hormone which, if isn't produced, causes your brain to not be able to wake you up if you need the bathroom? OP, see your doctor, something might help :)
Dirtyfaces 0
sick sponge bob piss pants!!!!!!!!!!
kayla_nicole1695 0
yeah, i have the same problem, and i am 15. except i actually pee the bed 1-3 times per night, it really sucks to wake up 3 times in the middle of the night and have to change your clothes and sheets.
bribearr 6
girl, that's not good:/ you're 15...please, go tothe doctor when I went for this problem, it helped so much with what he gave me. goodluck
twinscrplayer6 0
I had this problem to, try using the bathroom every night before you go to bed, sorry for your inconvenience though
krissy33 0
Could be a sign of a urinary track infection.
sharon_mic 2
Haha..dw i do tha ocassionally too.. like once in six months :$ only if i drink a lot of water and sleep in cold
chewbaca412 0
they have things like alarms online you can get that wake you up when you start to go while asleep. its basically training your brain to wake up. of course, the little metal sensor thing might be annoying to have in your pants, but if it helps... family member needed one of these cause he also had accidents into his tweens.
bribearr 6
aww sweetie:/ I know the feeling. I'm so embarrased. my friend came over once an it happened to me..I blamed it on my dog. I neve knew it was so common though. you and everyone else on here who aren't being mean, have inspired me.
SUPERGIRL111311 0
totally been there but it stops don't worry