Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
morticia13 2
Dump his ass! You have to make him respect you or else he's going to do whatever he wants wether you want to or not.
PinkFun1969 9
It's disrespectful and you should punch him in the balls next time he does it! haha
jennawill10 10
Break up with him. He's probably a controlling person too.
gir_lover_18 5
Yea, this guys has to go. You shouldn't even have to explain why it is wrong. He should just respect you enough to not do. Especially if you tell him you are uncomfortable with it.
savethesunlight 10
Oh my goodness this happens to me all the time, than I'm like, are you kidding were at the mall! So irritating.
i_am_that_one 0
Hahaha some guys can't help it I guess :)
EddieK91 5
I like your FML nick. Cause I agree...>.> I foresee a break-up. and I agree with #158, he's most likely a controlling person. You'd be miserable with him. Get someone who will RESPECT you. What happened to guys with respect?
MyMetalRomance 3
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craftonm2014 0
Good for him
kei1108 13
He's a horrible boyfriend. Get rid of him!