Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was driving with a friend when we saw a wallet in the middle of his neighborhood road. When we picked it up, we saw it was loaded with cash. We drove to the man's house to return the wallet, and when we handed it to him he told us, "I would give you a reward but I don't have any cash." FML
Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML
Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Top comments
Alex_DeLarge 0
Why didn't you just stop?
GameRater01 0
You could have stopped, cracked the door open and handed it to him
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Comments (135)
Gryphon 0
Haha genius!!
tobyraza 0
Does anyone realize that he had to be driving on the left side of the road to be pressing a bill against the window?
luda111b 0
they stand in the center of the road taking donations, so it's possible.
kscott88 0
That's definitely not true. They can stand in the middle, like on a medium or something. Happens all the time.
hellokittywhore 0
well that sucks!! lol he's probably going to light your house on fire.
Rowdey 10
Median*
tifdunc 14
Use the money to fix your window
Alex_DeLarge 0
Why didn't you just stop?
sheehan35 2
lol exactly
bubbly31 0
or open your door a little and drop it in
Inkay 13
More than likely they were standing at a stop light and the light was green
JBiz_fml 0
Well that sucks , FYL
GameRater01 0
You could have stopped, cracked the door open and handed it to him
Poepiepiesie 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Knocking him unconscious in the process and drawing a dick on his face. Only then he deserved that money more then i do, or starving african kids.
calppp 12
120, Your comment gave me cancer.
youaresofucked 0
haha They aren't gonna come if/when your house catches fire now!
cucuto89 0
why the hell did you not stop the car and open the door?
Kylaka 0
Hehehe, that's funny. Why didn't you stop your car like #4 did? Because now you ARE taunting the dude. NO TREATS FOR YOU
Rockey 3
lmao imagine if it was for a homeless shelter.
Mattardz 0
Unless, of course, you secretly wanted to taunt him.... open the door.
Snerkie 0
yeah...just open the door, you're an asshole for not bothering to do that.