Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
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Top comments
Xathanos 16
Social retardation is a problem. Can be cured though I think..
mimi_animee 18
Grab his dick in public then !! :)
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Comments (215)
julisa47 5
Haha
frame311 0
Seriously....if it wasn't for you vigin
missnuthin 10
Ive had to have a similar conversation with my now ex: fiancee, only it was ass grabbing and randomly humping me. god im so glad i dumped that looser.
False_Stupidity 42
He must be horny and loves OP's puss.. If so one solution is tell him that if he does it again then no sex for a week, then add a week for every time after, he will soon get the message unless he is a total moron with no understanding of consequences.
Egnar 19
It is never ok to use sex as a reward/punishment - This doesn't just go for girls but guys also. I don't know why some girls seem to think that only guys like sex and it's ok to withhold it to punish somebody but it's not, and guys aren't the only ones who enjoy it. I should stress that it is ok to say no, and it is ok to not have sex with your boyfriend or be angry and refuse but it's not ok to hold it over somebodies head like a little kid - That leads to unfulfilling and unhealthy relationships.
EddieK91 5
I agree with #148. Sex should never be used as a punishment or to reward for something. That's just...wrong. I could never have sex with someone if they were giving it to me as a reward for something. I just...couldn't. It's...messed up and leads to problems.
sporty64 0
Maybe he was protecting the "weapon of mass destruction"
aly88snts06 4
haha my boyfriend does this too!
ilikeemsmall 4
Be glad your BF is still that interested.
aswan15 0
Umm how exactly do you grab a ******??
leadman1989 16
OTPFF!!!
Rasetsu 10
Why do girls date guys like this? Seriously.